Aries:you can turn that shitty knife into titty knife
Taurus:fuck you and your formal attire
Gemini:most owls can turn their head 270 degrees in both directions.this owl can fuck itself in all directions
Cancer:oh,okay guess I will go fuck myself then
Leo:good evening,tonights special is shit blizzard
Virgo:ah,just a little bit of ghost semen.a very common ingredient found in most beverages,so,might as well stick to the traditions
Libra:you will all feast on the fuck
Scorpio:his legs are trembling,his knees are weak,his mom is heavy,put your vagina in spaghetti
Saggitarius:I am ready to begin my journey with a full fledged erection and a heart of ambition
Capricorn:this bastard just got re-atomized
Aquarius: serenade my candy ass,come on
Pisces:I would rather solve a Rubik's cube using only my bare nipples
