I was sitting in my room reading some nuts and then my mum came in, like rlly angry
Mum: pak ur shit
Me: lol y
Mum: can't pay bills lol
Me: y not lol
Mum: u spent moni on 1d posters u lil shit
Me: no fair
Mum: get out of my house lol swag
Me: yolo
I was rlly anry I didn't evn pac my 1d tampons, dat was a big misstate.
I ran down staires cring and I bumbed into sumthing on the way down I cried and he cried and we fell and I landed on him guess who it was it was Harry Styles I sreamed
Harry: lol we herd ur mum tel u to leave lol come with us swag
Me: lol k
Suddenly mum saw Harry and cried so hard she died
Me: oh
Harry: no matter I will adopt u lol
Me: no I want sex
Harry: k lol swag
Me: yolo
I walkd down to their bus and WOW
Paperazi eveywere
I cryed
Harry pushed me in the bus
Liam: hi
Me: hi my mum died
Liam: oh no r u ok
Me: yeah
Harry: what's u name
My name?
I cryed
I dint kno
They teld me it was ok and sed I can b cald amazon cuz I am amazon
Sudnly Harry screamd an I look dun and blud eveywer
I crie agan and teld thm I dint pic up my tampons an they sed ok hav these n guess what they wer 1d ons wit the Sam smel their bodis r and they got 1 ut an thy al signed it WOW
after I did th thing they sed sit dun so I did
Harry: u hav guitar
Me: ye
Liam: can u pley?
Me: ye
Harry: wow so talent
I blushe
Zyan: u myst b in concrt now
Me: rlly WOW
WOW I AM IN CONCERT
I ded it an i wes gd an thy luv me
Me n Harry got marrid
Th end
