How the signs will die

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Aries: drugs
Taurus: being sucked into couch from now moving
Gemini: murdered by their other personality
Cancer: tripping over shoelace
Leo: mirror falling on them
Virgo: worries self to death
Libra: too much pizza
Scorpio: poison
Sagittarius: pitying self too much
Capricorn: watching shrek too many times
Aquarius: drowning
Pisces: trying to escape self-made trap

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