When I was a little boy I was fought a lesson by the priest at our church, I was extra curious that day, so I decided to ask him a few questions.
"Is God black or white?"
"God is both." He had answered.
"Oh.... So is God a boy or a girl?"
"God is both." The priest repeatedly stated.
"Is God a human or an animal?"
"God is both, God can be anything, God is everything." He stated, obviously tired of my questions.
"So God is a mixed, teams-gender, animal hybrid?"
The priest wore a shocked face before hitting me in the back of the head.
"We do not speak of transgender animals in this place of God!" He preached as I finally got tired and my mother dragged me home.
