One Direction - Texts

Two - Niall / Louis

louistommo: Niall your
Smile has
Style and
Once in a while
U look like a crocodile
And I make it my lifestyle

NiallJH: wyd?????? Did you forget to drink your Milk? XDD

Louistommo: Just wanted to show my nice friend side *sobs*

NiallJH: yeah and i'm the Queen of Eggs...

Louistommo: nsjahajsbbhahahahhaHaHAa

NiallJH: ENGLAND*

Louistommo: I KNEW U WERENT HUMAN AND NOW I KNOW WHY XDD YOURE THE EGGQUEEN XDDD

NiallJH: AUTOCORRECT !!!

Louistommo: you cant deny it anymore Niall or should i say mrs. Egg XDDD

NiallJH: Youre an idiot sandwich! Ughhh What do you really want?

Louistommo: I want you XDDD

NiallJH: What the hell is wrong with you? Left your brain at Starbucks eh XDDD

Louistommo: Good one, your point XD

NiallJH: ohh what an honor :D

Louistommo: Okay back to the important things in live.... SINCE WHEN DO YOU OWN A SHIP AND WHY DID YOU CALL IT LILO???

NiallJH: *sighhhh* aaand back at it again with the question i wont answer XD

Louistommo: Whyyy?? Okay then i'm gonna tell you my theory... let me guess, you got depressed cause youre still a Virgin, so you bought a ship because a ship cant break up with you and you named it lilo as a short version of lickinglollypops and the name comes from harry am i right?? XDD

NiallJH: Yeah exactly thats how i spend my freetime XDDDDD Anyway what are you doing? XD

Louistommo: Dont change the topic leprechaun!! buuut i do Nothing atm. Just drinking some water.
Water you up to?

NiallJH: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THATS HILARIOUS BECAUSE YOU SAID WATER AND YOURE DRINKNING
WATER XDDDDDD

Louistommo: . ___________. *facepalm*

Louistommo: Gosh i can practicaly hear your stupid laugh through the phone XDDDD

NiallJH: isnt it the most beautiful Sound in the World? XDDD

Louistommo: Sure i mean everybody loves Babys who laugh like dolphines B)

NiallJH: Why would you say that? When you know i'm not happy

Louistommo: literally the only thing Kim K is famous for XDDD

NiallJH: Heeeyy dont insult my wife XD

Louistommo: Ewwwwwww who are you and wheres nigel???

NiallJH: I'm currently in the kitchen :D eating delicious food

Louistommo: NIALL ITS 11PM WHY ARE YOU EATING???

NiallJH: idk i just love it XD

Louistommo: gawwd why are we friends again???

NiallJH: Were in the same Band??

Louistommo: Jesus Christ i didnt know that wooowww XD i'm not that stupid Niall i was just choking XDDD

NiallJH: XDDDDD CHOKING ON HARRYS LITTLE FRIEND XDDDDDDDDD

Louistommo: *JOKING!!!!!!!! I MEANT JOKING!!!!!!

NiallJH: jajajajajajaja liar liar pants on fire

NiallJH: ohhh and say Hi to harry from meeee XD

Louistommo: .________________. Why are you like this?????

NiallJH: idk but i know that my pizza is ready now and you know i love ya mate but Pizza is my soulmate so sorryy i have to take care of it XDD

NiallJH left the chat

Louistommo: SERIOUSLYYYYYY???

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Authors note:
That was fun XD
Hope you could laugh even tho i'm terrible at making jokes i knoow :D
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