Sometimes, you just need excuses... Ad I use them a lot, if not that than daily xD
1. I forgot.... ( I have ADHD so i use this one)
2. I was sick ( usually true, I have an ulcer)
3. I didn't have time, I'm sorry ( I dunno, but it works.... For me anyways)
4. I can't do that because it's that time of the month sorry ( for energy or whatever I dunno)
5. My printer doesn't work at home, but I emailed it to myself, let me go print it off ( returns 20 minutes later) sorry, I forgot my email password, but I figured it out ( hands in paper just wrote in the 20 minutes xD ) never did that, but it's a decent kind of believable lie
6. I didn't get it, can you explain it to me, I'll have it in by the end of the day, if not that, tomorrow morning on your desk
Okay.... Good enuff... I have to go and uhh, do stuff because it's very important....indeed.

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