Mabel: Merry Christmas Eve bro bro!
Dipper: Mabel, we don't celebrate Christmas, were Jews remember?
Mabel: You know that and i Know that, but do the Stan Twins know that?
Dipper: so what your saying is, the more faking Christmas spirit, the more gifts?
.....I get the antlersMabel: THATS THE SPIRIT!
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HumorWhat Dipper and The Gang do when nothing weird is happening.... Is that like, EVER? [THIS INCLUDES BILLLLLL CYPPPHHERRR!)