mcwhoogiin meats u in asda n he smack the trolley wit th pound coin n the chain pops out like a snake runing away from badger but oh NO snake chain smack our homie al(l the booty) mcwhigin in the face an he stand there like oh shit
"(ur name) ploz help me ive ben shotted with chain send the CIA" al yodels in feer an fufles his fethers as blod streks down his chobby face
asda man walk into trolley domain n see ur boi al screechin an he gasp "dad is that u"
"son" al squeks through blod "this is ur mam"
"what" u say bc ur a bad botch like modhanna an ur not marry to goose boy
"can u marriage me" al lock eye contact with u (bad botch) and he slurps
"ok lmao" u say an some1 record u for vine and thn kings of leon music play for effect
btw son is confused an he cries becaus he thought al reproduced asexual but now he has mam and he very emotion atm so if u want to make fanart ploz make him sad,,why are ther no tomblr paeges about him yeet?????
brb toilet bye
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al mcwhiggin imagine
Humordon't bother reading this book. it'll ruin you. it's inspiring. it's magnificent. it's al mcwhiggin. PIPE IT UP al mcwhiggin copyright of toy story (walt disney)
