HEYO M'MEMES
//tips fedora//
THEY CALL ME THE KING OF FEELS, PRINCE OF SASS, AND VICEROY OF SARCASM.
I LIKE ZELDA, ANIME, POLAR BEARS AND THE DANKEST OF MEMES.
MY NAME'S COLE, BUT I GO BY THE USERNAME polarpepe.
YOU SEE, I AM A FUSION OF A POLAR BEAR AND A PEPE.
HERE'S A QUICK PHOTO SO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM.
Here's a word that really accurately describes me.
sardonic. (adj) characterized by bitter or scornful derision; mocking; cynical; sneering: a sardonic grin. bitterly sarcastic.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING...
SO...UH...
//jimmy neutron voice// GOTTA BLAST!
~a nervous Polar Pepe because this chapter was such a trainwreck, everyone else in HyruleHeroes might yell at him.