Once upon a time there lived a prince, this prince had a donkey. This donkey was named Phill and Phill had a son. The son of Phill always ate people at night when the prince wasn't looking. Since Phill's son ate these people, the prince had no choice but to throw him in a strawberry field. While in there, Phill's son learned how to make pie for the prince. The pie was sooooooo yummy that the prince died from it's ULTIMATE OMNOMNOMNIESS!!!!!
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RandomOk so, I was really bored when I wrote this. This was also written at 4 am in the morning in a speed writing competition so i wrote this in like 10 mins. It's a really bad story so umm.... I don't even... I guess you'll just have to read it to see h...