you smile at youre phone when you get the text
"want ir a brucnh"
yes you say back
:::AT B R U N C H"
you wore your best outfit of a wax paper onesie. on top of that you had thigh high ugg boots, as a shirt you have the thickest (10 mile thicc!) leopard print coat with a fluffy zebra print scarf. but it was foe fur, no aminals were harmed.
jacob your date looks at you.
"wow..." he breathe. "your even more beautiful in person..." there were stars in his eyes. literally. you could see the flaming orbs in his poopils
you both sit down and look at the menues.
"i think i will the consumption of a {carl wheezer voice} CROISSANT" you say
"sounds good to me honey" jacob says and stares at you for a solid ten seconds. "i will have the panini but with no toppings and only lots of mayonnaise and ketchup "
"delicious you say
As you guys sit there eating lunchiepoo for brunchiepoo, jacob brings up a topic of much importance: "what are your thoughts on Splink?"
you stare. finally. you have found someone like you. someone who worships the mighty SPlink.
both of you sudenly feel splink s presents in the room. you are blessed. the crops are flourishing. eternal health. splink.
