Aries: One,two,three I declare war on *flips coin* ENGLAND.
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST.
Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy.
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every new born baby.
Leo: Lets dedicate a entire month to my birthday and get turnt every month. Feast for everyone even peasants!!!
Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I'm planning my next world war
Libra: I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and lets have a ball tonight!!!!!
Scorpio: Eveyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #Tru
Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite???
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER.
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now.
Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone be happy, look at how may kitties there are in my palace!!!
