* = Interview
Gertrude*: Today, I watched Zayn's new music video, Pillow talk. I have to keep it a secret that I only just watched it. If Patricia finds out, she'll tell her 840 followers and they'll all unfollow me!
Patricia: I'm like, so over Pillow Talk.
Gertrude: Why? I think it's one of the best songs EVER!!
Patricia: It's been out for months now. Zayn better release a new song or he won't be my bae anymore.
Patricia*: To be honest, I'm not really over Zayn. I just want Gertrude to back off so that I can have him all to myself.
Gertrude*: I feel like there's something that Patricia's not telling me, and I need to get to the bottom of this.
Gertrude: Is there something you're not telling me?
Patricia: No, not at all.
Gertrude*: I KNOW she's hiding something.
Patricia*: I'm hiding something.
Gertrude: Okay, you need to tell me what's wrong, right now.
Patricia: Do you really wanna know?
Gertrude: (Raises eyebrows)
Patricia: Fine. I don't think you deserve Zayn. He belongs to me and me only.
Gertrude: What?!
Patricia: Zayn is MINE!!!
Gertrude*: OH HELL NOO
Gertrude: You did not just say that.
Patricia*: (He's Mine)
Patricia: Don't be mad because you're a flop who doesn't deserve the hottest guy on Earth and I know that you only watched the video earlier today.
Gertrude: How did you know???
Patricia: B*tch, I have Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat. If you were smart, you would only post it on Facebook so no me would see.
Gertrude: Really b*tch, cause (1) Ariana Grande called, she wants her hair back and (2) I know that you watched it on Thursday, so don't act all superior. Plus, Zayn followed my dog's neighbor's cousin's sister's friend's parent's dog's old owner's fan account.
Patricia*: OH HELL NOOO
Patricia: You know what?...
Gertrude: Whatt.
Patricia: I could rip your hair out like corn. Black corn. Maybe you'd even look like Donald Trump.
Twaimz: What are you guys even fighting about?
Patricia: Ummm...Who are you? FLOP ALERT!
Twaimz*: OH HELL NOOO
Gertrude: Wait, is this the llama guy again? I don't know why he's always here.
Patricia: You literally made two songs about llamas.
Gertrude: You're literally youtube Trump.
Patricia: Ugly a$$ potato.
Twaimz: If you know how I feel, why would you say that. Like, you put me in such an uncomfortable...Actually, you know what?? Fuck u.
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Real Housewives Of Twitter
FanfictionIt all gets heated up when Patricia and Gertrude start fighting. There's only on thing that can stop them: Twaimz.