Me: *rolls on the floor of the mansion* Rolling is a lot faster guys!
Jeff: *watches, leaning on wall* dumb ass
Paper Airplane: *flies through window* I'm here bitches!
Jeff: *runs to go get it*
Me: *rolls reaching it faster* Ha, told you! Oh it's a dare! It says
i dare for everyone to go to egypt and build a giant golden staue of me holding the globe of the earth. and you're all my slaves for the next three week. -laughs evilly-
Me: *nosebleed and faints*
Jeff- uh... what?
Me: *sits up and dramatically says* The typos! Gah! 'egypt' is to be 'Egypt', 'staue' is to be 'statue', and we need capital at beginning of first sentence and a coma not a period between 'earth' and 'and'!
Jane: and you're not at all fazed by the whole slavery thing and building a statue?
Me: uh no jeez I know I'm crazy but not that crazy! Gosh *eyes go white and teleports everyone to Egypt in Egyptian slave attire* Ready?
Scourge: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ALL MY SLAVES ARE HERE!!!! WORK PEASANTS!!!! *cracks a whip*
Everyone but Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Scourge: WORK!!! *cracks whip again*
*Five days later*
Me: *is eating French fries, leaning against the half built statue*
Scourge: *pulls out spray bottle* GET BACK TO WORK PEASANT!!! *squirts Me*
Me: *hisses, tail lashing and runs off to get back to work* I'M NOT THE PEASANT PEASANT!
*Another few days*
Jeff: *lays on the ground, dead tired* It's done...
BEN: I just wanna go play video games...
Slendy: Damn you child, why did you have to start this ask dare thing?
Me: *looks innocent even though eyes are orange* I dunno...
Scourge: hmmm.... *is looking at statue* Perfect! Now you all are still my slaves for another two weeks!
Everyone but Me Again: *screams in terror and anger*
Me: *eats French fries and watches* Ok French Fry whatever you say
Scourge: Don't call me that
Jeff: Wait... French Fry?
Everyone: *laughs*
Scourge: HARD LABOR FOR ALL OF YOU!!! *cracks whip*
Me: *giggles* Vote, comment, and follow! Bye~
Scourge: NOW! *cracks whip*
Everyone: ugh!!!!!
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Ask/Dares Of The CreepyPastas!!!!
DiversosHewow! Mah name is Shimmer Love and I am here wif all de CreepyPastas! Please ask or dare these creeps and some of you can even join if you just ask! Bai~~~~
