(Based off of clothes shopping at the soup store)
*monster attacking in the background*
Captain America is on the phone
Captain America (Steve): hey could you come over?
Iron man (tony): *in a store* I can't I'm buying clothes
*thor smacking monster on the head*
Steve: well hurry up then!
Tony: *looking around* I can't find them
Steve: what do you mean you can't find them?
Tony: I mean I can't find them. There's only soup.
*monster trying to eat hulk*
Steve: well then go into the next aisle!
Tony: okay okay! No need to shout at me!
*walks to the next aisle*
There's more soup
*monster eats hulk*
Steve: what do you mean there's more soup?
Tony: I'm saying there's more soup
*hulk bursts out of monster's mouth*
Steve: so go to the next aisle!
Tony: *goes to the next aisle* still soup
Steve: where are you!?
Tony: I'm at soup!
*black widow and hawkeye trying to shoot the monster*
Steve: what do you mean you're at soup!?
Tony: I mean I'm at soup!
*thor riding on hulk's back*
Steve: what store are you in!?
Tony: I'm at the soup store!
*hulk jumps on monster's head and Thor pounds the monster's eyes with his hammer*
Steve: why are you buying clothes at the soup store!?
Black widow (Natasha): where is iron man!?
Steve: *covers the phone* he's at the soup store
Natasha: WHY???
Steve: he's buying clothes
Natasha: why is he buying clothes at the SOUP STORE??
Steve: I know!
Thor: where is the man of iron?
Hulk: WHERE IS PUNY METAL MAN!?
Hawkeye (Clint): where is iron man?
Steve: at the soup store buying clothes
Hulk, Thor, and Clint: WHY!?
Steve and Natasha: we know!Monster: Wait, where is that iron guy?
Steve: at the soup store buying clothes
Monster: why is he buying clothes at the soup store!?
All: WE KNOW!!!
-Later-
*Nighttime*
*City destroyed*
*Avengers are eating soup*
*So is the monster*
*Fury comes*
Fury: Uh... how did it go?
Clint: *nom* good
Hulk: SOOOOUUUUPPP!!
Fury: Uh... What about the monster?
Tony: *points to the monster* oh this guy?
Steve: it's okay. Bob's cool.
Fury: BOB??
Thor: That is the beast's name
Fury: okay...
Natasha: want soup?
-Later-
*Fury is eating soup*
*There is one soup can that disappears*
*Loki is in the background eating the missing soup can*
Fury: this is good soup
Steve: Tony? did you end up buying clothes in California?
Tony: Naw I saw nothing I liked
Monster: This soup tastes kind of bland
Tony: I'll go to Miami to get noodles! *flies off*
Thor: hey who stole the can of soup that belonged to I?
Loki: Hello brother
Thor: Loki!! *grabs his hammer* I shall end you!!!
Loki: *girly scream*
*Thor chases after Loki*
Natasha: everything worked out okay I guess
Hulk: SOOOUUUUPPP!!!
Clint: we know it's soup
Hulk: SOOOOOOUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!
Thor: *comes back holding soup can* I have reclaimed my soup!
Fury: Where's Loki?
Thor: ........................ You do not want to know
Steve: Why?
Thor: Trust me. You don't.
Steve: ................................................................................. Okay then!
Natasha: What about the other avengers?
Steve: I already sent some to falcon, vision (even though he technically can't eat soup but who cares), war machine, scarlet witch, and quicksilver
Fury: I thought he dies
Steve: He did. I sent dead soup to Quicksilver in the afterlife
Clint: is that even possible?
Steve: with soup, anything is possible
Hulk: SSSOOOOOUUUUUUPPPP!!!!
Well that's the first part of this book! hope you guys enjoyed it.
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Avengers: The Legacy of Stupidity
RandomWelcome to Avengers The Legacy Of Stupidity! This book contains the weird and wacky adventures/other stuff of the Avengers! Warning: Really Random Things Me and my good bud @jojololo1244 co-oped on the stories in here