Dammit Claire

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Claire: BITCH GET IN HERE NOW

Me: Why!

Claire: I DONT KNOW IF ITS 'Fins' OR 'Fin's'!

Me: why do I care?

Claire: HANNAH I CANT FAIL ENGLISH

Me: ITS NOT THAT BAD TO FAIL ENGLISH

Claire: *in doorway* HANNAH!! HELP ME. MY PENIS

Me: What the fuck... *looks up*

Claire: *hitting thigh* *walks away*

Me: *shudders* Go away

Claire: Hannah... HANNAH HELP ME IS IT FORMAL OR INFORMAL

Me: *sigh* Fine *walks into room* *helps and leaves*

Claire: *thinks about it* YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK ENGLISH

Me: Ok then

Claire: How does this sound? *reads whole essay*

Me: *doesnt listen or reply* *hears shit* Are you allowed to swear?

Claire: Cause I am

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