Ok so quick update!
I got a fungal infection in my baby toe but it's ok because my boyfriend loves it! He likes to suck until the nails come off! It's sounds worse than how it feels! I promise it's the best feeling ever! It feelings like my toenail is being launched into another universe that only has ogres and donkeys! Oh no wait! I'm thinking of shrek! LOL my bad!
Another thing that I want you guys to know cause I feel like we are close enough. We are at that point in the relationship where I would trust you to eat my ear! I don't say that to many people! You're very privileged! Yassssssss! Bitch! Yassssssssss! So anyway, I have this urge to spill urine all over my friends because why not?! But not my own urine cause that's just gross!
How are you guys?! Or more importantly: how's your belly button?!Leave a comment below!
