i'd always had a crush on him. he was the cutest boy in school. he was so tall and had the slickest ride. they called him dat boi. dat boi never even noticed me until one day, i was talking to my friend, lucichicha, and kablamo! dat boi came riding around on his unicycle, right into me. knocked my raggedy ass on the crusty dusty school floor. "o shit waddup" he said before riding away. it's all he ever said.
