Random Things

If Creepypastas Were Real

Jeff: I said gimmie that beer!
Slenderman:... *holds beer up higher with tentacle*
Jeff: You butt! Gimmie it
Slenderman: Don't make me get... "him"...
Jeff: No... you wouldn't...
Slenderman: I would...
Ticci Toby: He's done it to me I suggest you stop Jeff.
Jeff: You're a lier Toby. We all know that you're just siding with the freak!
Ticci Toby: He's the freak? Says the one who cut off his own eye lids and carved a smile in his face...
Jeff: He doesn't even have a face!
Slenderman: I'm just glad my face doesn't look like yours, Jeff.
Jeff: THAT'S IT! *grabs knife and attempts to stab Slenderman*
Slenderman: *dodges* Toby, leave.
Ticci Toby: You're in trouble Jeff *walks out*
Jeff: What's he gonna do? Put me in a dress?
Slenderman: *walks out leaving Jeff alone*
Unknown: Baby... baby... baby... ohhhhh...
Jeff: *screams at the top of his lungs*
Justin Beiber: Baby, baby, baby, OHHHHHHH!
Jeff: HELP HELP SLENDER TOBY HELP! *bangs on door* HELP!!!!!

*two hours later*

Slenderman: I hope you learned your lesson, Jeff.
Jeff: *shivers in corner of the room*
Ticci Toby: Tried to warn you...