Flame: Hello, my minions!
Rose: SHUT IT!
Flame: *raises chin and crosses arms* Rude
Rose: And you think I care because...?
Demigods: *watching like a tennis match*
Flame: ONTO THE DARES!
Savannah: Jason, get over here!
Jason: Oh, gods... *gets over there*
Flame: *whispers in Jason's ear*
Jason: PIPER, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Piper: Why would I kill you?
Jason: *whimpers* I have to go on a date... with Leo's female form... and I have to kiss her...
Piper: ARGH! *chases Jason around with a chainsaw that came from no where*
Jason: HELP ME!
Flame: *magics him out* TO THE MAGICAL TV!
Piper: BUT I'M STILL ANGRY!
Flame: I DON'T CARE! SHUT YOUR UNGODLY, LOPSIDED MOUTH AND SIT DOWN! God, for the smartest child of Aphrodite, you really are a dumba$$ sometimes. *waits a moment* 10 points to Flame! Haha!
Piper: *meekly* OK *sits down*
Flame: Good girl! Now, WATCH!
On the screen, Jason and Lea are seated awkwardly at a table in a fancy restaurant. Jason gives Lea a swift kiss on the cheek, and then they eat their food. The screen goes black.
Rose: That wasn't what I meant by a kiss! Bring them back here! Oh, wait, I can do that... *magically brings Jason and Lea back*
Savannah: *grins evilly* KISS PROPERLY, IMBECILES! *smashes Jason and Lea's heads together*
Jason: Ow... *rubs forehead* Fine, I'll kiss her properly *groans and kisses Lea on the lips super fast*
Rose: That's not what I meant either! Do it properly! Also known as, MAKE OUT WITH HER!
Piper: Hey, I've got a dare for Flame!
Flame: And that is...?
Piper: Take away Rose's powers until I'm finished with her
Flame: Pssh, that's easy *removes Rose's powers* Now what?
Piper: DIE! *kills Rose with chainsaw from earlier*
Flame: *brings Rose back to life and gives her powers back* There, done?
Piper: Yes
Flame: Good! NEXT DARE!
Rose: *whining* But they didn't kiss properly!
Flame: I don't care! That'd be really weird anyway
Rose: But-
Flame: NEXT DARE! LEO FLIRT WITH LITERALLY EVERY GIRL IN THE ROOM USING HORRIBLE PICKUP LINES!
Leo: Oh gods *turns to Piper* Um... what time do you have to be back in heaven?
Piper: Immediately *charmspeaks* Go flirt with someone else, now
Leo: *charmspoken* OK *turns to Hazel* Hmm... life without you is like a broken pencil - pointless
Hazel: *groans* That was worse than the one you used on Piper!
Savannah: Yeah, I agree *goes to puke in the corner from her twin's awful flirting skills*
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Heroes Of Olympus Truth Or Dare
FanfictionI was bored. So, I decided to have a little fun. *snickers maniacally* Welcome to Heroes of Olympus Truth Or Dare! I don't own any of the characters in this book except for the host and maybe some others. I'm just playing in Ricky's sandbox.
