Evil master plan gone wrong

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So I rewatched Frozen yesterday (proving, once again, there is no limit to how many times I can cry like a little baby at the ending) but something other than Elsa's amazing hair fliping abilities caught my eye this time. 

So, we all know how Hans plan was to marry Anna and then stage a little accident for Elsa, so he could ascend to the throne, right? Right. But wait, back then, Hans didn't have the slightest clue Elsa was the motherf*cking Queen of Ice and Snow!

I mean, can you imagine it? What if Elsa had been super okay with Anna's betroval to Hans and every thing went nicely until the wedding day, when Hans tried to straight foward cold blooded murder Elsa?

Come on, we all know how that would have ended!

RIGHT? RIGHT??? I MEAN, ELSA CREATED MARSHMALLOW, A LIVING SNOW MONSTER GUARD, WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT! WHAT CAN HANS DO? SWING A SWORD BACK AND FORTH? OH GAWD, I NEED DISNEY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN RIGHT NOW! 

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RIGHT? RIGHT??? I MEAN, ELSA CREATED MARSHMALLOW, A LIVING SNOW MONSTER GUARD, WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT! WHAT CAN HANS DO? SWING A SWORD BACK AND FORTH? OH GAWD, I NEED DISNEY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN RIGHT NOW! 

Anyways, that's what happens when you watch Frozen as many times as I have, kids, mind blowing theories, isn't it beautiful? 

Tell me what you think and, as always, stay awesome my beautiful unicorns. 

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