DAD: I hate drivingto your college it is so far away.
SON: I am sorry dad it is really only 30 miles away.
DAD: You should have taken my advice and gone to Hogwarts for a year. Then you could have ridden your broomstick to school.
SON: What?!
DAD: Flithy mudblood.
SON: DAD!!!!
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Funny Texts
RandomSome funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.
