Me:what's up people child of aliens child of physco child of poops childs of-
Masky:uhhh am i suppost to see this?
Hoodie:um maybe no cause i think she lost it dude
Me:im sorryyyyyyyy sorry sorry sorry *continues 15 min* sorry
Jeff:is she done yet!?
masky:yep *looks at jeff's ears sees it bleeding then faints*
Hoodie:er what just happened
Me:the world would never know even me
Jeff: why are you even apologizing?
Me:sorry for being gone ive been busy cause school is coming but ill make it up to you jeff you had a fucking dare come in here ill let jane to borrow you some things hehehe so heres the dare
xenomorphconception (
this guy is cool follow him)
I dare jeff to run to the bussiest mall in 300 miles wearing a brah while screaming "
Jeff:wtf dude!do you hate meh?!
Jane:yeh i think so everybody hates you jeff
Jeff:stfu jane
Me:so lets start
----getting jeff brah and walking in the street---
*WITH JEFFTHEPOTATO*
jeff:ugh im tired I've been walking 300 fucking miles with a brah *falls face first in the mall*
Random people:*stares at jeff and though jeff was a girl whistles* hey gurl your beautiful let's get outa here!!
Jeff:huh whats that *starts to got up*hi
Random people:uh fuck im wasted *starts to run*
Jeff:am i really that ugly?:(
*starts to run and screaming* i hate my life!!!
Random peoples:*starts to video and stare while others are busy calling the mental hospital*
Me:so this is done i hope jeff will survive though cause i think he isn't but yeh lets pray for jeff anyways please give us more daresss and questions please sally is crying in ghe corner everyday please so byee my aliens
~queen
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