Sans: hey tori
Toriel: What is it Sans?
Sans: count the amount of stars there are in the sky. that's how much i love you
Toriel: ...
Toriel: ....
Toriel: Sans, it's 12 noon
Sans: precisely
Frisk, Papyrus, Undyne and Flowey: OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Asgore: does that mean I can get my wife back??
Sans: she's all yours
Toriel: Sometimes I want Genocide to happen-
Me: *bursts out of the fourth wall*
Undyne: HOLY SHT WTF IS THAT??
Me: Shut up, fish lady *snaps fingers* *duct tape appears on Undyne's mouth*
Undyne: MRFF UGGHHH *raises middle finger*
Toriel: PROFANITY!! *slaps Undyne*
Me: Haha, love ya too DyDy. Anywhoo, I just broke the fourth wall to tell you guys for the last time...
Flowey: Why do I have a feeling that our ears are going to bleed??
Me: I DON'T SHIP SORIEL!!!
Everyone: OH GAWD OUR EARS
Me: SANS, PAPYRUS YA'LL DON'T EVEN HAVE EARS!!!
Papyrus: BUT IT'S HURTING OUR SKULLS!!!
Me: I DON'T GIVE A DAM ABOUT YOUR SKULL!!!
Me: ANYWAYS, IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE ME YOUR SHT BECAUSE I SOMEHOW OFFENDED YOU, KEEP YO SHT TO YOURSELVES!!! BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA RANT ANYWAYS IN THE COMMENTS, PLEASE CALM YER ASS DOWN!!!!
Frisk: Whoo boy, she's determined
Undyne: *muffled cursing*
Me: DAM RIGHT, I'M DETERMINED!!! *smashes the remains of the fourth wall*
Me: DON'T KILL ME!!!
