Hope you enjoy. These are not mine at all probably. But hey, I like to make people laugh.
Guy: Come on I wasn't THAT drunk last night.
Friend: Dude, in Walmart when the intercom came on you dropped to your knees and yelled, "THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!"
Guy: Awesome...Don't drink and go to Walmart!!! ;)
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The Book Of Jokes
HumorBe ready to laugh. I have terrible puns so your face may be red from your palm. People I have something to tell you that is VERY important! Always buckle up!