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Papyrus: HELLO FELLOW FRIENDS! FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAS SET UP A NEW GROUP CHAT!

sans: so cool

Toriel: How wonderxg.ful, though it's reall. y harbd to typgw e with th fese tiny buttons...

sans: sounds like someone could use a tu-TORIEL

Papyrus: AUGH! BROTHER, I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU! STOP WITH THESE TERRIBLE PUNS!

sans: lol

Undyne: hey papyrus you ready for todays cooking lesson frisk is already here

Papyrus: AH YES. I WILL BE RIGHT THERE! DONT START COOKING WITHOUT ME!

Undyne: ha too late punk, frisk already opened the package

Papyrus: NOOO!

sans: welp im goin to grillbyz if anyone else wants t'a come

Toriel: GrillbyzJ? W hat.s tht ?

Papyrus: IT IS A RESTAURANT THAT SANS LIKES TO GO TO WHEN HE GETS BORED. I DONT KNOW WHY HE LIKES THAT PLACE SO MUCH, ALL HE GETS IS KETCHUP!

Asgore: Wo w you g .uys didnt forg. et me  for once.

Toriel:  U T . T U

Asgore: uhh o gt g

Alphys: H-have any of you g-guys seen Mettaton lately? I-I just flipped the switch and he just t-took off running.

Frisk: OHHH YES!

Alphys: o.o

Undyne: He took Frisk's phone and ran off, what a punk

Alphys: huh?

Chara: hey sans...

sans: yeah kid?

Chara: is there any chocolate there?

sans: i dunno kid how bout you ask grillby?

Chara: 'Kay I'm coming

Frisk: (Alphys... uh... I found Metta.)

Alphys: w-what? Where are you?

Mettaton: Alphys, darling. Help me.

Frisk: (I don't know why he stole my phone, I think he's just gone insane?)

Alphys: Oh okay... w-where are you guys?

Frisk: (In front of Nabstablook's house.)

Alphys: ...

Alphys: ...

Alphys: omw

Toriel: I g ot asRie l to typ. Furme since his fing.ers are s malleer.

Toriel: what does omw mean? These people dont make sense. Everyone is putting random letters.

Papyrus: I DO BELIEVE IF I SAY SO MYSELF, THAT OMW MEANS...

Toriel: ??

Papyrus: OUT MAKING WINDOWS

Toriel: oohhh....

Frisk: (nuh-uh! It means on my way)

Papyrus: GASP! THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS NEVER WRONG!

Chara: did you really just type out "gasp?"

Papyrus: YES. I BELIEVE I DID. WHY HUMAN? ARE YOU AMAZED OF MY TYPING SKILLZZZ?

Chara: .............

[Chara has left the chat]

Papyrus: HAS CHARA ACCIDENTALLY DISCONNECTED? I WILL BRING THEM BACK IN.

[Chara has joined the chat]

Papyrus: THERE WE GO HUMAN!

[Chara has left the chat]

Papyrus: LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE HORRIBLE CONNECTION! LIFE IS GRIM FOR THAT HUMAN!

Frisk: (.....)

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