Undertale Texts

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[ sans the skelebro and Papyrus has entered the chat ]

sans the skelebro: hey bro

Papyrus: HELLO BROTHER!

sans the skelebro:  up dog

Papyrus: WAIT! WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AND NOT KEEPING AN EYE ON THE HUMAN?!

sans the skelebro: well the thing bout that...

Papyrus: STOP TEXTING ME IMMEDIATELY AND TAKE CARE OF FRISK!

sans the skelebro: uh-well the thing is

Papyrus: GO ON! LEAVE ME BE! I KNOW, IT'S HARD TO STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GRRRRREAT PAPYRUS!

sans the skelebro: they're gone

Papyrus: AND I KNOW THAT I'M--

Papyrus: wait

Papyrus: what

Papyrus: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

sans the skelebro: correction- "text" not say

Papyrus: I DONT CARE SANS DID YOU LOSE THE HUMAN?!

sans the skelebro: yea

Papyrus: WELL CORRECTION ON YOU BROTHER YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET THEM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT! OH NO TORIEL IS GOING TO BE SOO MAD!

sans the skelebro: . . .

sans the skelebro: I-I'm sorry Papyrus I just. . . 

Papyrus: *SIGH!* BROTHER! IT IS OKAY! DO NOT BE AFRAID, I, THE GRRRREAT PAPYRUS, WILL FIND THE HUMAN AND BRING THEM BACK HOME!

sans the skelebro: i already told the others. they're going to help

Papyrus: THANK YOU BROTHER! THE GRRREAT PAPYRUS MIGHT NOT NEED THEM BUT I WILL LOOK COOLER WITH MY SIDEKICKS! I, THE GRRRREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL START LOOKING FOR THE HUMAN! FAREWELL BROTHER!

[ Papyrus has left the chat ]

[ Alphys, Undyne, Asreal, and Toriel, was added to the chat by sans the skelebro ]

Toriel: SANS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Toriel: I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM!

Toriel: AND NOW FRISK IS MISSING!

Toriel: I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU FOR THIS WEEK BECAUSE OF MY VACATION!

sans the skelebro: Tori, it'll be alright we'll find Frisk

Toriel: YOU BETTER OR ELSE A CERTAIN SKELETON ISNT GOING TO HAVE A HEAD BY THE TIME I COME BACK!

sans the skelebro: woah, I don't want any bones to pick with you Tori. Just calm down, we'll find out a way.

Toriel: well hurry

sans the skelebro: . . . hey alphys do you have any footage of maybe where frisk went on your screens

Alphys: hmmm.... I'll check the cameras.

sans the skelebro: k

Undyne: Hey sans you forgot to add someone

sans the skelebro: who

Undyne: Mettaton, duh!

[ Mettaton was added to the chat by Undyne ]

sans the skelebro:  . . .

Mettaton: What's up party animals? Make it quick before my next show ~ ;)

Alphys: Its-It's not much of a party right now...

Mettaton: Why's that? Oh- I gotta mingle! Turn on the TV to watch us ;) ~

[ Mettaton has left the chat ]

sans the skelebro: "us?"

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(A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER)

sans the skelebro: is that? . . .

Asreal: . . . Wait what's going on?

Alphys: Yep. It's Frisk...

Undyne: Is this why that punk cancelled the cooking lessons on me?! I swear they're asking for a beating!

Alphys: C-calm down Undyne! To be honest w-what you did last time you guys had cooking lessons was k-kinda uncalled for. Y-you almost blew up your house!

Undyne: ...That was like a long time ago...

Alphys: It was a week ago.

Toriel: Focus you guys, go get Frisk right now. Tell them they're grounded for a whole month.

sans the skelebro: will do.

[ Papyrus has been added to the chat by sans the skelebro ]

sans the skelebro: Papyrus I found them

Alphys: we*

sans the skelebro: heh heh, sorry

Papyrus: THAT'S GRAND! I KNEW WE WOULD FIND THEM!

Alphys: Who's getting them?

sans the skelebro: I will. I started it, I end it. I'm already there anyways.

Alphys: Already? ...

sans the skelebro: yep. Just signalled MTT to cancel early. I think he understood the situation

Toriel: thank the heavens!

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Asreal: what happened? Guys?

*forever alone*