social media • joseph morgan

chapter 22 || PRIVATE

so wait

what was the other thing?

NateBuzz
you gave him your phone number last year

NateBuzz
it's saved on his phone

ok and...

NateBuzz
I don't think he texted you by mistake

#conspiracytheories

ok now you're just being stupid

also annoying me

bye

PRIVATE

josehp

josehp

josehp

we need to talk

josehp
sounds like a good idea

ok

thanks

am I a good kisser?

josehp
are you kidding me?

what

josehp
THATS what you want to talk about?

yeah

what else?

josehp
idk

josehp
maybe the fact that we kissed

that's what I'm talking about though

if you had to compare to all the people you'd kissed

on a scale of 1-10

how good am I?

josehp
1.5

rude

josehp
you threw up on me!

oh

lol

wait so why didn't you tell me about this before

josehp
yeah

josehp
I mean

josehp
that's so easy to bring up in a conversation

josehp
hi alyssa we kissed

wait but you're married

josehp
congrats genius

josehp
not anymore though

josehp
the divorce is almost official

omg sorry

I completely forgot

sorry :(

josehp
it's fine

josehp
she'll be happier now

josehp
that's all that matters

wow

i don't understand nice people

where do I buy your brain?

josehp
...

josehp
we're hot topic

OMG

HOT TOPIC

BRAIN?

josehp
*OFF TOPIC

josehp
SERIOUSLY AUTOCORRECT

josehp
THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW

josehp
I AM DISABLING YOU

wow

you're worse than me and Siri

and Siri 'accidentally' switched itself to Japanese once

it was very dramaticaratica

josehp
wtf

josehp
dramaticaratica?

it's my new catchphrase ;)

it means dramatic

josehp
ok bye now