Truism The Nineteenth

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The World's oldest known creature, a mollusc, was 507 years old...


until scientists killed it by mistake.

How do you accidentally kill the world's oldest creature?
"Oh crap I accidentally stabbed it with tweezers!"
"You idiot."

But honestly, it's me as a scientist.

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