End of the world book

End of the world

End of the world series
made by Daniel miner and Xander sweet-  @tomtomcom3   @Xandersweet
right away you can hear screaming and groaning and you smell bare ganja smoke  you open your pink eyes and take a look around the crack house you think oh gosh the house is on fire, you realize your spliff you scream and lose it then you notice it's not the house on fire it's the world around it also it is the smell of cigarettes and drugs. you think not actually but when you look out the window you see a bare 5-o. not just any 5-o. not just any police either it's a corrupt thing from round da block.brap brap mad gunshots like. purple there strike here. strike there so many caps all touching the ground. you can see people being vaporized it's so hot it seems you're living in hell. But it's more like a living hell. houses burning towns burning down and worse of all in the far corner of your eye you see two people in a well burning alive. there's tornadoes far as the eye can see. hurricanes out of nowhere. hail falling big but not putting the fire out. it's raining and snowing. and the worst part comes an earthquake as if you hadn't been through enough a earthquake splits your house in half .
You see your family you take their hand and you jump you run out the door and flee out of your own home. now you run as fast as you can wam you run into your vehicle.
you turn the key and it purrs then you say hold up i have to goto the bathroom but then you step on it and you speed out of that spot you were at you were going straight until you ran out of gas because of how fast you were going. you stepped up and said you will get help but then a big ball of flame fell right in front of you so you ran the other way to a gas station for a fill up. you did not realize that the gas station was out of gas and that gas spilled out all the way to the car. you ran out of the way before more flames erupted then got your family to safety and you hid inside a sturdy building. you fall asleep in the building and when you woke up you saw two ladies you saw and they are witches who made a machine to destroy the world to save themselves and you bargained with them to let your friends and family come with them. you ask where your parents were and they said that they went out to get food and you were like no they wouldn't do that in a storm especially as bad as this so you said you liars where are my parents really at. Where is the rest of my family too you say then they said well we tied them up and we have your whole family tied up ready to be eaten. you grab a knife and say if you don't let them go i'm gonna kill you and eat you up. you can't eat my family you screamed. you just about slit their hearts out before they said we will let you bring your family but we still won't stop our plan. you ask what is your plan? They said our plan is to kill the people and take over the world and make a new world a world of halloween they demanded that you be their slave. Then they tied your hands behind your back and put person 2 your friend in a little jail cell until he used his tools that they didn't confiscate and he broke down the cell. then he  escaped in an underground tunnel. Then you went and saw your parents then i untied them went underground even more underground and found your siblings. then your untied them you started your way back up. and at that moment a big clump of dirt fell and you were trapped.until you saw a friend who worked with me on succeeding at minecraft. you went and started digging and digging and just like minecraft you dug and made it to the earth but when you looked around you saw the whole world empty and just dirt nooooooooooooo someone screamed the whole world is gone. now all that's left is dirt now we will have to build the whole world back up with the stuff that's been hidden underground. then you see two trucks full of treasures and games and awesome stuff trucks they were the size of skyscrapers. but before you went to unloading the trucks you go to digging out the world to get the world back together. look at the world person 2 says it looks as if the world's been destroyed by the lava that flowed around the world. It must have been mount everest that erupted.that erupted
Then person 2 found where the buildings went and dug it out
~~~~~~~~~one year later you finish 
person 1: it's time we must go through the awesome trucks.
person 2: yes we must.
person 1-i'll take that one.
person 2-and i'll take the other one
as we get in the trucks we see a big mole coming out of the ground.
person 1-oh my gosh it's been hit with nuclear waste.
person 2- i found a gun in the truck here.(throws person 1 the gun)
person 1- thank god you have this (bang bang)
person 2- is it dead.
person 1- i think so.
person 2- holy crap it's morphing.
person 1- hehe crap is holy.
person 2- focus person 1 dont lose his sight.
person 1-hey is that dude.
person 2- who.
person 1- dude from school
person 2- no that's not dude.
person 1-yes it is can't you see.
person 2-no please person 1 it's just tricking you.
person 1-come on person 2 just bring your gun with you just in case.
person 2- ok that sounds good.that's a good idea.
person 1- hey dude
fake dude- i am a robot. i have come to destroy you.
person 1- shoot him with your gun.
person 2- i already tried but he's too strong.
person 1- let me get my bazooka that i found in the truck.
person 2-ok but hurry.
person 1-i tried but its not working.
person 2-he has an impenetrable force shield
person 1- im the computer guy let me try to reprogram him.
person 2- yes go nerd go before we get destroyed.
person 1- yep i'm the nerd. now here i go.
person 2- what are you waiting for reprogram him already.
person 1- ok so we tried that it failed so how bout you deconstruct the power switch
person 2- what????
person 1- i mean shoot him with the deactivator.
person 2- you mean this doohickey.
person 1- yeah what else would i be talking about.
person 2 (shoots the ray gun)
person 1- that's not the right gun.
person 2- oh here it is (blasts the monster).
person 1- good now while im reprograming you get ready in case he comes to.
person 2- ok you got it.
person 1- there that ought to do it.
person 2- what the heck did you do.
person 1- i reprogrammed him to act like a dog.
dude- arf arf
person 2- he does act like a dog. is he a good one?
person 1- as far as i know
dude dog- grrrrr (bites person 2s leg)
person 2- oww that hurt (kicks dog into lava)
person 1- oops i didn't do that right oh well.
person 2- i killed it.
person 1- there's the real dude.
person 2- no don't fall for it again.
person 1- bring a gun and shoot the leg first.
person 2- you mean like this (shoots bb gun)
person 1- i didn't mean now.
dude- ow stop that you twit.
person 2- dafuq?
person 1-dude you're alive.
dude- duh how'd you twits survive.
person 1- that's easy we hid underground.
person 2 - sorry about shooting you in the leg. we hid in a witch's cave.
dude- :/ don't do it again.
person 1- yeah person 2 haha i told you it's the real dude.
person 2- but. but you told me to shoot.
dude- you both are twits.
person 1's mom/person 6- what the hell happened person 1.
person 2- i can explain that.
person 1- but she asked me.
person 6-both of you tell me.
both person 1 and person 2-the world ended.
person 1's sister/person 3- dafuq happened last night and why was i sleeping in an underground dirt pile.
person 1- your dream became real person 3.
person 3- what show me the video.
person 1- ok here.
person 1s family-holy crap that's enough.
person 1- where's your family person 2.
person 2- my family got lost underground should i find them?
person 1- yea you should.
person 2- dude where's your family.
dude- elsewhere.
person 2- well i'll go find my family. hey there's my girlfriend person 4.
person 4- you only have a crush on me. who are these bozos ?
person 2- my friends person 1 and dude.
person 1- we have work to do still.
person 4- what work?
person 2- when the world ended we started becoming the recreators of the world.
person 4- dafuq are you kidding me?
person 2- would i ever lie to you.
person 4-no i guess not.
person 2- right i am deadly serious!
person 4-well i guess i'll help.
person 2- omg thank you very much!
person 3- well i just wanna go home.
person 6-yeah me and the rest of the family are going home.
person 1- ok that's fine see ya guys.
person 2-well we were lucky that we did that part of the world first.
person 6- but before we go i need to ask something.
person 1- what.
person 6- why did you make us wait a year before coming out of the ground.
person 1- because it kept collapsing.
person 6- okay thats enough bye person 1.
person 1- bye mom.
00 person 2 if we don't build a new house now i'm going to seriously kill.
person 1- well lets build.
person 4- yea come on. what are we waiting for?
person 1-we need to build a home by my house.
dude- do you actually expect me to live with you. you twit.
person 1-well no not really.
dude- well i'm going home with my family.
person 1- bye dude.
dude- nos vemos person 1.
person 1- no i hate spanish.
person 2- me too but just work person 1 work.
person 1- ok ok.
person 4- are you expecting me to live with you?
person 2- that would be nice!
person 4- dafuq!
person 2- whatever ok!
person 1-hey there's my girlfriend person 5.
person 2- damn shes pretty.
person 1-anything you have to say.
person 2- yes she's a robot.
person 5-oh no you jerk i'm not a robot.
person 1-give me a hug person 5.
person 5-*shoots a laser at person 1s foot.*
person 2- why am i confused by robots vs reality?
person 1-it's because most people in your life was a robot.
person 2- THEY WERE NOT!
person 4- i am defending him on this one.
person 1-then kiss him then he's gonna live with you since your family died.
person 2- thanks person 4. dafuq person 1.
person 4- ok i kinda like him anyway.
person 2- omg best words ever.
person 1- remember person 5? did you forget about person 5?
person 2- what about her.
person 1- you moron she's a robot.
person 2-i was right.
person 1-she shot my leg.
person 2- there's been a lot of that lately.
person 1- you callin me a backstabber.
person 2-no i would never do that.
person 1-she's still a robot.
person 2-just throw her in lava.
person 1-but we can't.
person 2- i can.
person 1- then do it.
person 2-(push) there easy.
person 1- now what
person 2- build a house or I WILL KILL YOU!
person 4- yea come on let's build! i am getting tired of this!
person 1- alright start building the house right now!
person 2 and person 4- help us.
person 1- I meant that we would start together
person 2- thank you.
person 1- i'll meet you back here when i find my girl ok.
person 2-fine you have 2 hours to find her.
person 1-ok.
(1 hour later)
person 1- there you are person 5.
person 5- person 1 are you ok.
person 1- i was going to ask you the same thing.
person 1- i need to show you our new mansion.
person 5-a mansion yay.
person 2- you made it.
person 5- who is he and who is she.
person 1- he is person 2 and she is person 2's girlfriend person 4.
person 5- hi.
person 2- i only have a crush on person 4.
person 4- yea! it is only a crush. we are not dating yet!
person 1- sorry.
person 2-so how's the house look so far.
person 1- wow good job on the mansion.
person 5- will i get to live here.
person 1-well ya if you help build it.
person 1- right person 2.
person 2- yeah thats right.
(4 years later) (person 2 and person 4 get married)
(person 1 and person 5 get married)
person 1- well were all set in our home we made two master bedrooms for each couple.
person 2- i am heading to bed.
person 1- person 2 did you forget something.
person 2- um i forget tell me.
person 1- park the trucks in the large skyscraper garage.
person 2- you park the other one then.
person 1- ok.
person 2- do you know how to drive.
person 1- it's not that hard and yea i got my license last year and so did you last year on our break remember.
person 2- oh yea i forgot. person 4 do you want to sit with me.
person 4- sure. as long as it's safe.
person 2- don't worry.
person 1-it's always safe.
person 4- sure it is.
person 2- it's true.
person 4- okay i believe you.
person 2-great come on. (he parks truck in garage)
person 2-well i am going to the master bedroom.
person 4-i'll be with person 2.
person 5- i'm going with person 1.
(morning) person 1- lets finish unburying the town.
person 2-yeah i guess so.
person 4- lets finish the movie theater so we can watch a cool movie.
person 1- that's a great idea then we can watch movies.
person 2-those people underground have had a blast for years we deserve it now.
person 4-yep.
person 1- but what happens if the storm comes again.
person 2-don't say that person 1
person 4-don't say that please
person 1- but what happens if the storm comes again.
person 2-don't say that person 1
person 4-don't say that please
person 1- i was just saying.
person 2- well we don't wanna hear it.
person 4- yea we just about died out here.
person 1-i'm sorry.
person 2- that's ok but don't say it again.
person 4- yea it's ok let's finish the theater.
person 1- yea it is now time.
person 5- i wanna sit by person 1 and kiss him.
person 1- (blushes and starts work)
person 4- i wanna kiss person 2 and cuddle.
person 2- (blushes and starts working)
(narrator)- person 4 and person 5 start working as well.
narrator- (they work for 30 days and finally finish,person 2,person 1,person 4, and person 5 head into the theater.
narrator- as they sit down they say.
person 4- i love you person 2.
person 2- Love you too person 4.
person 5- I love you person 1.
person 1- Love you too person 5.
person 2- this is a romantic movie.
person 4- yea it is.
narrator- person 2 and person 4 start kissing.
person 4-that was amazing person 2.
person 2- yeah it was thank you babe.
person 4- no problem.
person 5-i love you person 1.
person 1- i love you to person 5.
narrator-now person 5 and person 1 start kissing.
person 1- that was awesome person 5.
person 5- it was amazing person 1.
narrator-the movie ends and the couples go home to the mansion.
person 4-i wanna bring my house over here.
person 2-hey that's a good idea we should do that for all of our friends and family too.
person 1- that's a great idea let's start.
narrator- they start with person 4's house.
narrator-then they go with person 2's house.
narrator- then they bring dude's house.
dude- wha what's going on.
person 1- were bringing your house to our neighborhood.
dude- as long as i get wifi i'm good.
person 1- where's the power.
person 2- it didn't get disconnected from person 1's house.
person 4- we will set it up to person 1's house.
person 1-if you do that you're helping pay for the power bill.
all- sounds good.
person 1- how bout we just connect it from the last known powerline.
dude- good thinking tweet. i am going home now.
narrator-now they finish taking all family friends and relatives to the neighborhood.
person 1- well thats all for a good days work let's head  to bed.
person 1- wait i have a premonition we need to build a metal protection around the neighborhood.
person 5-but were the only ones left.
person 1- we need to trust me babe.
person 5-ok.
narrator-they make a protection that will last 4 days.
narrator-everyone goes to their house and falls to sleep except the couples who went into their master bedroom.
(morning)
book #2
narrator- you can smell smoke all over hear people screaming,wait a second you think this isn't real i am just dreaming about the last time this happened nothing's wrong. person 4 screams person 2 where are you person 2 mumbles huh mmm what. person 4 screams we got to get out of here person 1 person 5 run for your lives in the underground path hurry.
person 1- where am i.
person 2-it's happened again person 1 why did you say it.
person 1- because i had a feeling.
person 2- what kind of feeling.
person 1- i'll tell you later but first where is everyone.
person 2- their hiding in the tunnels we dug.
person 1- phew now i will tell you. you know what a premonition is right.
person 2- yeah is that what you had.
person 1- yep it's kinda scary sorry i didn't warn you.
person 2- well i probably would have thought you were crazy.
person 4-why didn't you tell us person 1.
person 1- the more important thing right now is that everyone is safe.
person 2- we already did that while you were out of it.
person 1- thanks you did my work.
person 2- i don't believe you about the premonitions thing yet.
person 1- i'll prove it.
person 2- do it then.
person 1- i'm having a premonition that there will be a ice cream truck that falls on person 2 and he doesn't have a scratch on him and the tunnel will revive.
person 2- that will never happen.
narrator-just then a ice cream truck goes through the tunnel then it lands on person 2 and person 2 slides out and the ice cream truck falls down to lava and the upward tunnel rebuilds.
person 2-holy crap it happened.
person 1-i told you
person 2- what do we do now.
person 1- we must stop the lava.
person 2-we don't have materials.
person 1- then get to the surface.
person 2- are you crazy.
person 1- fine we have to do a minecraft stunt again.
person 2- what now.
person 1-we have to rebuild the tunnel that goes up to the town.
person 2-but what about the storm.
person 1-you're right let me think.
person 2- don't think too long.
person 1-let's make a rock ground so the sand turns into glass and we will be safe for a little while.
person 1- random moment from me we should have kids and have them be living in space now that it is okay to live in space.
person 4- um ok i guess.
person 1- i meant you and person 2 and me and person 5.
person 4- oh that makes more sense.
person 1- they would be get married and be our kids.
person 2-but what about our houses above.
person 1- they are safe because of that metal covering we made.
person 2-what metal covering.
person 1- me and person 5 made a metal covering last night.
person 5- that's right person 1 had a premonition last night.
person 1-it should last 5 days.
narrator-4 days later the storm stopped
person 1- the earth is dirt again besides our houses.
person 2- you saved our houses person 1.
person 5- now what person 1.
person 1-we need to dig 30 feet in the ground and put our houses down there.
person 2-how will we get out.
person 1-we will make ramps different kinds of element ramps that are not explosive and then we would survive against the next premonition that i see.
person 5- what is it.
person 1- it is lava destroying our houses and the metal melting.
person 5-what do we do next.
person 1-we make indestructible homes around the world.
person 4-ok let's get started.
dude- no we hire people to do this .
person 1- you're lazy.
dude-you can't say anything.
person 1-yea i can i've been working for years.
person 4- but he's right we've gotten a lot of money doing all that we will pay people to do it.
person 1-we are the rulers of the world now.
narrator-now they hired workers and the workers have finished after 3 years. the kids aren't kids anymore they are 30 now.
person 2-i hope another storm doesn't come.
person 1-person 2 don't say something like i hope it doesn't happen again
or it can't get worse than this because it can.
person 2- well i don't believe in that stuff.
person 2-so i will say it.
person 2-nothing can get worse than this.
person 1-we're screwed.
person 5-yep
person 4-totally.
person 2- well i don't believe in that stuff.
person 2-so i will say it.
person 2-nothing can get worse than this.
BOOK #3
narrator- as soon as he says that last part a third storm pops up worse than all the rest all storms combined comes and kills everyone then it makes it so everyone is frozen in time.
narrator-the kids names are person 4n and person 8. the kids are 10 and 11
person 4na- dany where are you.
person 8- i'm right here.
person 4na- i love you person 8.
person 8- i love you too.
person 4na- where's our daddies and mommies.
person 8- i'm not sure.
person 3- where are we.
person 8- on the moon.
person 4na- there's a rocket.
person 8- find a pilot.
person 4na-ok.
person 8- hello anyone home.
erick- just me i'm a pilot going to earth you coming.
person 8- yeah we're trying to find our families.
erick- i'll find them.
erick- there not here.
person 8- what's wrong with earth.
erick- it got buried and frosted and stuck in time.
person 8- really.
eric- yeah your folks tried to stop it.
person 4na- are they dead.
erick-no but they are buried.
person 8- so you mean their dead.
erick- no they're still their same age since you were born.
person 8-what?
erick- they are frozen and still alive.
person 4na-so are they going to be all right.
erick- not for much longer though.
person 4na- let's go hurry.
narrator-they make it to earth.
person 8-start digging erick
erick- ok
narrator-starts digging and unburries a body person 1's body then person 5's and the rest.
all- who are you.
erick- i am eric i saved you and here are your children.
person 8 and person 4na -daddy mommy you're safe.
person 1 person 5 person 2 person 4-you're safe kids we love you.
person 1-why is the earth frozen.
person 8-i can explain that,the storms that you tried to stop worked
but then it froze you guys and made you stay the same age.
person 1-so let me get this straight,our work went for nothing.
dude- no you tweet i'll explain
person 1-please do
dude-your son was partially right you guys saved the earth from the two storms and the third you changed fire to ice instead, so you sorta saved it again,
person 1-what about the kids how are they that old.
dude- person 1 don't be stupid the ice saved us and kept us alive.
person 1-um what.
dude-it's quite simple the earth's polarity still kept us going which means kept us alive.
person 1-ok i get it,but how'd the kid's get here.
erick-they came with me.
person 1-ok.
person 1-(saying to person 5) baby no one else but you can see it no one else but you uuuu baby you light up my world like nobody else.
person 5- aw i loved that song in 2012.
person 8-wanna know what year it is.
person 1- yea i do.
person 8-it is 2045
person 1-no way
person 2-omg that means we been frozen for 10 years.
dude-that means i would be 45 years old.
person 1- but since it's a ten year subtraction.
person 2-we are 35 yippee.
person 8-you're old.
person 2-but i am still fun.
person 4na-daddy is still fun.
person 8- i am 10 years old.
person 4na- i am 11 years old.
dude-they are 25 years apart only.
person 8-i'm almost as old as daddy i'm almost as old as daddy.
person 3-your annoying.
person 8-yes yes i am.
person 3-you are the most annoyingest person in the world.
person 1-actually almost to be daughter i am the most annoying and fun person in the world.
person 4na-really you don't seem like it.
person 1- well i was when i was a kid but i  changed and became a normal person maybe the same will happen to person 8.
person 4na-maybe.
person 8-that will happen to me like it happened to daddy.
person 1-of course it will son.
person 4na-hmph who are you (she says to person 3)
person 3-i am your mother in law.
person 4na-that's nice i guess.
person 2-i'm part of person 1's family now.
person 1-and how is that.
person 2-your son will marry my daughter.
person 1-well that would make that happen right.
person 2-yes i already told you.
(10 years later)
narrator-person 8 and person 4n get married at 20.
narrator-person 1 and the not so kids are now 45.
person 2- now i can call you my brother person 1.
person 1-oh thats cool.
person 2- you don't seem excited.
person 1- i am but i'm having another premonition.
person 2- please don't tell me.
person 1- i have no choice.
hurry get in your home's people.
person 8-what's happening.
person 1-it's another storm.
person 1-this time its worse its lava lava is covering the earth it's a lava world.
person 1- i have no choice.
hurry get in your home's people.
person 8-what's happening.
person 1-it's another storm.
person 1-this time its worse its lava lava is covering the earth it's a lava world.
person 2- is this the end of the world as we know it!?
person 8-i wanna speak please uncle person 2.
person 1- hold on person 8. no person 2 it's not the end yet.
person 2-is it close.????
person 4na-were all going to die!!!!!!
person 1-calm down we won't die.
person 2-well at least not yet.
person 1 (whispers to person 2) i have seen the end of the world, it is in 40 years.the world gets blown up by what looks like wait a sec that's your kid in 40 years.
person 2-who person 4na.
person 1- no its a kid named jimbo.
person 2- i have a kid named jimbo.
person 1- no its a later generation.
but you did start it.
person 2-what did i start.
did i start the storms.
person 1- no it was those witches who locked me up.
person 2- what witches.
person 1-the witches when i was 15.
person 2- i still don't get it.
person 1- the witches were your grandparents who died in the very first storm.
person 2-those were my great grandma and regular grandma.
person 1-but they still were your grandparents.
person 2- you're right.
person 8- hey person 4na.
person 4na-what person 8.
person 8-we won't die for at least 40 years.
person 3-we still have to fix the earth right.
person 1-she's right but i can't do what i did all those years ago.
dude-i can help.
person 2-so can i.
person 8- can i help.
person 1-no it's too dangerous.
person 8-but i'm old enough.
person 1-it doesn't matter i don't want you to die.
person 8-but i don't want you to die.
person 1-i won't.
person 8-i can't believe that.
person 1-don't you trust me.
person 8 yea i do.
dude-yeah i can do more than person 1 but not as much as he did all those years ago.
person 2
person 3-im staying with mom and dad you work and yeah i really don't care.
person 1-whatever person 3 i need to work(hugs mom and dad)
person 3-bye person 1 fix the rest of the world.
person 6-thanks for keeping our home alive here i made something for you.
person 1-what is it.
person 7-well she didn't really make it i got it from a fan when i was on tour.
person 6- oh thats right that is what happened.
person 1-so what does it do.
person 6-it brings buildings back to the surface and fixes it.
person 7-it is very deadly.
person 1-why would i have to do it.
person 7- because you're the younger one.
person 1-dad don't try to lie to me you stayed at 40 years old remember so were about the same age.
person 2-omg you and your dad are almost the same age,creepy.
person 1-forget about that let's get the buildings back with the new gadget.
person 2-now it will only take 4 months to do.
person 1-can you make one for all of us.
person 6-i told you it's from a fan.
person 7-i can't get another one.
dude-i will build a new one but i'll need the gadget.
person 1-here dude take it but if you break it ill.
dude-don't say it just wait.
person 1-i mean it man don't break it.
dude- i'll try my best man.
person 1- don't try just do.
dude-quit pestering me you twit.
person 1-just work bye.
person 2-we will work for 3 months and it better be done.
dude-it will only take 2 and a half months.
person 1-good it will be done by the time i get back.
person 2-you mean the time we get back.
person 1-that's what i said.
person 2 no you said when you get back.
person 1-well i meant when we get back.
person 2-ok let's go now.
person 1- yea.
person 1-(chat between person 1 and person 2)person 2 remember those chromebooks we bought at school in 9th grade.
person 2-yea but it was in twelfth grade.
person 1-well anyway do you still have it.
person 2-yeah but imma just use my personal computer.
person 1-me too when we or if we get lost find me and we will track each other using our laptops.
person 2-that sounds like a great idea.
person 1-wait a sec the storm was over as we talked 3 months ago right.
person 2-yeah didn't you remember that.
person 1-sorry i had a brain fart.
person 2-haha i have those a lot.
person 1-haha it runs in the family.
person 2-but were not a real family.
person 1-that's the joke silly.
person 2-oh hahaaha.
person 1-welp it's time to go get our devices.
person 2-this will be so easy now.
narrator-as they walk home they see a giant snake man.
person 2-what is that
person 1-it looks like a man.
person 2-but looks like a snake.
snakeman-grrble grrble grublle.
person 1-what did it say.
person 2- i think it said grrble grrble grublle.
snakeman-no i said i am hungry.
narrator- they screamed.
person 1 and person 2-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
person 1-meh not that scary.
person 2-you're not.
person 4- no just no that's stupid go away you creature
narrator-zap zap zap zap.
person 1-wow we finished.
person 1-wow that seemed too easy.
person 2-heh i'll say it.
person 1-say what.
person 2-it can't get any worse than this.
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narrator-as he says that last line the storms come back while person 1 slaps his forehead!
person 1-haven't you learned when you say that it happens.
person 2-well i was getting bored so i said it.
person 1-watch out.
person 2-for what.
person 1- the galaxy trash can.
person 2-the what.
narrator-person 1 barely gets person 2 out of the way.
person 2-thanks for saving me person 1.
person 1- no prob person 2.
person 1- get down.
person 2- why.
person 1- haven't you seen it already.
person 2- what what's going on.
person 1- The STORM HURRY.
person 2- what oh yeah.
person 1- where can we be safe.
person 2- there is not a spot anymore.
person 1- are you serious.
person 2- yeah no more places.
dude- I have one.
person 1- dude your back.
jacob- how'd i get here
person 2- you just came back from the house.
jacob-oh um ok.
person 1- stop chatting.dude how do we get to the home.
dude-follow me.
person 4- what about me.
person 2- come with us hurry the tornado is starting.
person 4- ok i'm coming.
person 1- here we are now get inside
dude- whew that was close!
person 1- Why did you say that again?
person 2- I was bored! What else could i say.
dude- how about your a secret homicidal maniac and you want the world to end!
person 2- how about you say that?
dude- you said "it can't get any worse than this" wait oops!
narrator- as he says this a hurricane and an earthquake start. everyone heads towards shelter.
person 1- it's just as bad as when you say it dude.
dude- i realized my mistake!
person 2- well now you have to say the homicidal stuff you wanted me to say because you said the words that are causing these storms!
dude- I will never...
person 4- (angry) WILL YOU BOZOS JUST SHUT UP AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS MESS! I am sick and tired of all of you arguing while I just watch silently and not say a word!
person 2- yeah how are we going to get out of this.
person 1- i don't know. the mansions being destroyed.
person 2- DAHELL!
person 4- but we worked for hard long years to build it and it's just going to be destroyed. why did you guys have to say those words that are destroying the world as we speak!?
person 2- i was bored and dude's a secret homicidal killer.
dude- i was not. it was a mistake to say what you said.
person 2- mistake or not we are still in this disaster
person 1- how are we going to get out of this?
person 2- i don't know
person 4- i do
person 2- WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US EARLIER!
person 4- because you kept arguing, and i was scared so I didn't think straight!
person 1- just tell us how to get out of this!
person 4- so we know the words that cause these storms
person 2- yeah.
person 4- there is a witch that will reverse the curse and help us not say that anymore.
person 2- really?
person 1- where is that which?
person 4- follow me!
narrator- person 4 leads the path to the witch that would end the world. they start with a wall in their safe room!
person 4- dig here and don't forget the flashlights!
person 2- this is the path?
person 4- yea, trust me, ok.
person 2- i don't know
person 4- (kisses person 2) what do you think now!
person 2- i'm getting to work right away. help me
person 1- (chops a part of a wall and the whole thing collapses revealing a tunnel) JACKPOT!
person 4- great job person 1! this is the path that leads to the witches! ok let's go
person 2- i'm hungry
person 1- and now you tell us.
dude- i got some crackers!
person 2- RITZ BITS CHEESE! (grabs the bag and gobbles the whole thing up)
person 1- you must really like those!
person 2- i LOVE THEM!
person 4- guys let's get going!
dude- i am first in the tunnel
person 4- i know the path so I am first. person 2 is next.
person 2- then person 1 is next because he is my best friend
dude- so i'm last
person 1- i guess so
dude- That sucks i'm going to find my own way.
person 2- ooh, there's a big spider in here
dude- then I am definitely not going in there.
person 1- then how are you going to get out of here!
dude- i will find my family and my life and wait until the witches cast the spell you guys are talking about.
person 4- that works
person 2- ok bye dude
person 1- be safe
dude- farewell
person 4- let's get started
person 2- you lead
person 4- i know where it is so it's not a decision
person 2- exactly!
person 1- GO!
person 4- ok sheesh, calm down
narrator- the trio starts on their path, then stop to see a big rock in the way
person 4- uh oh, what are we going to do
person 1- dig it out
narrator- they dig it way out of the way and find person 5 on the other side
person 5- person 1!
person 1- omg person 5!
person 5- when this rock got in the way, i tried to get it out of the way!
person 1- well now we did and now we are together
(person 1 and person 5 make out)
person 2- ok break it up
person 5- i'm starving
person 4- here's a sandwich now let's continue on our journey to the witches cave
person 5- what's this about
person 1- the witches can cast a spell that will end the tragedies of the storms!
person 5- COOL! LET'S GO!
narrator- now that person 1 and mitzi are together, the quad group heads on their way towards the witches cave, later person 2 and person 4 stop to take a break.
person 2- wait where's person 1 and person 5.
person 4- i don't know
person 2- i am going back to find them
5 minutes later...
narrator- person 2 finds person 1 and person 5 making out
person 2- guys! stop making out! we gotta go!
person 1- sorry!
person 5- let's go!
5 minutes later...
person 4- you found them
person 2- yeah they were making out back farther in the tunnel!
person 4- WHY?
person 5- we haven't seen each other in a long time so...
person 1- yea we wanted to make out...
person 2- I DON'T CARE, WE GOTTA GO!
person 4- let's continue, because we heard enough!
person 1:fine here I go this sucks but let's go bro.
person 4: I don't think I'm a bro.
person 2:Go!!!!!!!
person 5: stop screwing around.
person 1:ok lets go.
Narrator:they make it through the tunnel arguing and messing around.
They see a big pile of cardboard.
person 1: What the hell is that.
person 2:it's just cardboard.
person 5:Yea no need to get worked up about it.
Narrator:right as she says it it turns into a big giant monster.
person 1:what is it now!!!!!!!.
person 5:a monster!!!!!.
person 1:I told you.
person 2: don't do I told you so Get moving.
person 4:Hese right you know.
dude: Stop arguing you act like little kids.
person 1:dude where'd you come from.
person 2:that doesn't look like dude.
person 1:It's him.
person 5:no it is the robot again.
person 2:it is but how.
person 1:no it's a new one.
person 2:blow him up.
person 1- okay heres some dynamite, now cover your ears!
narrator- when the dynamite blows up, it reveals an underground cave underneath the tunnel!
person 4- i knew that's where it had to be!
person 2- what?
person 4- this is the underground cave to get to the witches!
person 2- spider spider big spider
person 4- oh calm down (squish) see!
narrator- after person 4 squishes the spider a big monster comes up and won't let them past
monster- you may not pass this area
person 4- we need to see the witches
monster- to get past, you will all have to fight me. If you die, I win. If I die, you may go.
person 1- sounds reasonable, let's go!
person 2- help us together!
narrator- it was an intense three hour battle with the monster but after 3 hours, the monster is down!
person 2- we did it!
monster- you are all very strong, i grant you permission to go to the witches. there is some food down there at the beginning for your food break if needed! now go...
narrator- the monster suddenly dies!
person 2- well let's go!
person 1- get that food we are all hungry!
person 4- let's stop and eat!
narrator- they find that there is a big buffet of food. They eat for a half-hour then are stuffed!
person 2- whoo! i don't think i can eat another bite!
person 1- me neither!
person 4- we are all stuffed!
person 5- hey let's take this food along with us and then when we get hungry again, we will still have this food!
person 2- that's a good idea.
person 4- let's go
narrator- they take the portable buffet and continue on their trip
person 2- how long until we get there
person 4- at minimum, over an hour
person 2- okay, so we're close
person 1- wait, i'm getting another premonition!
person 2- OH GOD!
person 4- dang it person 1
person 1- i'm sorry but good news, the storms are almost over
person 2- OH THANK GOD!
person 4- what is it
person 1- that they will need something for price!
person 4- let's just get there and see what they need!
person 1- i am predicting that it will be hard to get.
person 4- oh i hope not.
person 1- it's a premonition so I think hoping won't help enough!
person 2- i'm getting tired of hearing this crap
person 5- woah watch the language!
person 4- let's just see what they want and continue on our trip. We have an hour left!
dude pops out of nowhere
dude says here take this
person 1;what is this
dude It's a  very high tech computer.
person 1; don't go into details.
but thanks dude.
person 2 let's give this to the witches.
person 1; wow we're here already.
person 2: that was fast.
person 1: witches hey witches where are you.
Witches: here we are.
person 1: let us have that spell.
Witches: we want that computer doohickey for the price.
person 4: Bend me over i was your tiny 1 inch cock inside my whale armpit
person 1:  wot scrub ill bash you good 8/8 .exe good
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