John's POV
Roger usually has some really good parties, and this one is no different. And of course, with it being a Roger party, there's nearly every type of alcohol.
Roger's POV
Oh shit I forgot
John's here
Alcohol's here
oH fUcK
NO
NONONO
JOHN NO
BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE CHAMPAGNE
DAMMIT DEACON
NO
FUCK
NO
I SAID GET AWAY FROM THE CHAMPAGNE
IM THREE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU YES I CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
NO I AM NOT DRUNK
ITS OBVIOUS THAT YOURE DRUNK AS HELL
YES YOU ARE SHUT THE FUCK UP IVE BEEN TO ENOUGH PARTIES TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DRUNK, SOBER, SLIGHTLY DRUNK, AND BARELY SOBER
DONT LIE TO ME YOU DUMB FUCK I KNOW YOURE DRUNK
Veronica's POV
Oh God...
John's drunk again
OH NO
I KNOW THAT LOOK
WHEN YOUVE BEEN MARRIED TO A MAN WITH KIDS FOR 9 YEARS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LOOK MEANS
NO JOHN
NO
Freddie's POV
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
John's drunk
Like really drunk
Like drunker than me
Drunker?
wait is that a word
Well it is now
He's drunker than me
John's POV
Despite what everyone's saying, I'm not drunk. Just because I- what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, I'm not drunk.
OH YEAHHHHHHHH
THIS SONG
IS
MAH JAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM
YKNOW WHAT SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT NOW
DANCING
wait who does this song
Brian's POV
John's walking around asking what song is playing and I'm trying to figure out how drunk he is
Because the song
Is Back Chat
HE WROTE IT
AND HES TOO DRUNK TO EVEN KNOW
I mean if it were like some Led Zeppelin song I'd understand because he doesn't listen to that kind of stuff
ID EVEN UNDERSTAND IF HE DIDNT RECOGNIZE DROWSE OR SOMETHING
BUT
HIS OWN SONG
LIKE HOW FUCKING DRUNK ARE YOU TO NOT RECOGNIZE A SONG YOU WROTE
TWO YEARS AGO
TWO FUCKING YEARS
JOHN WHAT THE HELL
Roger's POV
FUCK
NO
JOHN STOP
STOP DANCING OH DEAR GOD
Freddie's POV
Is John dancing?????????????????????????????????????????
Well I mean Back Chat is a very funky song especially since he wrote it and I sing it
But why would he dance to his own song???
John's POV
What??? No, there's no way this is a Queen song
I mean after all, I'm a Queen member so of course I would know if
Wait a second
I WROTE THIS SONG
HOLY SHIT I KNOW THIS SONG
dammit its over
WELL WHY NOT KEEP DANCING
ITS STILL A PARTY AFTER ALL
are they playing ABBA
its 1:51 AM what the hell am I doing
this like wasn't even a legit oneshot
I should sleep
Yeah sleep sounds good now
So goodnight
Ok but this meme will never get old
(Sorry for all the non important stuff around it I haven't cropped it yet)
Lol ok fr goodnight
