50 shades of Williams

Thank you Jeremy

'She didn't do anything, She actually saved us from this crazy fan who tried to take us away, This girl right here is a hero. Paramore would have never been seen again if it weren't for this girl' Jeremy said. He twisted around the story but who cares, The cops uncuffed me and walked away 'Uh guys we'll be right back' Hayley said as we all walkd backstage 'Who called the cops?' Hayley asked 'I didn't call them' Jeremy said 'I didn't call them' I said. 'Taylor?' Hayley called bringing him back to reality 'What was the question?' He asked 'Who called the cops?' 'I did, This girl is a psyco' 

I always knew Taylor had a thing for me, He gave me a nickname but no, I loved Jeremy.

'Taylor you only bully me because you like me, It's obvious' I told him

'Whoa, 1.ew 2. That's nasty 3. I would have to choke on so many of my words to say that I like you 4. i like someone else 5. i hate you' He said

'Taylor i'm in love with Jeremy and you need to get over me right now because Jeremy's going to get upset and fight with you'

'I DON'T LIKE YOU PSYCO LITTLE GIRL'

'Frankly i'm taller than you and you better stop talking nasty to me because Jeremy is standing right over there' I moved closer to Jeremy 

'Wait who's idea was it to tell the fans that we'd be back out there when they might come back here?' Hayley asked

'Guys um... we might have a little but huge problem, I was told we were to run' Jeremy started 'I don't care if you drop a Paramore ticket, You leave the damn ticket and keep running.' 

'What if you gave me the ticket?' I asked 

'What are you 6? No you leave the ticket' Jeremy yelled

We started to hear fans scream , We all ran out of the backstage door 'I LEFT MY BASS' Jeremy shouted

'What are you 2? You leave it and run, Remember?' I asked

'I'm not leaving my baby'

'Jeremy i'm right here, We'll always be together, Let's go' I pulled him onto their tour bus as the driver drove away leaving all the fans behind. 

They all had sighed as I watched Jeremy breathe uncontrollably 

Wow you even look sexier breathing heavy, Can i just have your babies? I said inside of my head.

Was I the odd Parawhore who only loved Jeremy and never loved Taylor? 

I've never liked Taylor, He's never liked me.

I looked over at Hayley 

SWEET BABY JESUS SHE WAS SO FINE ONLY IF I WAS A GUY SO YOU CAN HAVE MY BABIES

I looked over at Taylor 

I hate you so much it's so unreal. I thought in my head Why are you even on our tour bus, no one in Paramore likes you I said as I pretended to read Taylor's mind