World Adventures [Hetalia Drabbles]

Mini VII - Tomtatos

Influenced by photo above, apparently. Also, reminder that I wrote this in the summer and I barely edited this today. Enjoy this that I call cringe in my pov

"Sir, what is this?" she curiously asks, examining the unusual plant.

"Oh, it's a tomtato plant," the man replies.

"Tomtato?" she repeats, scratching her head.

"Yeah," the man states. "It's a plant hybrid that grows both tomatoes and potatoes! Isn't that amazing?"

Thaovy smirks. "Yeah, it is..."

She swipes out her phone with an evil idea.

the wurst german everr

heeEEEEYYYY LUDDDDDDWWIIIIIIGG

It's Ludwig.

let me be who I wanna be

anyways, i wanna show you a plant hybrid called a tomtato

What is a tomtato?

here it is:

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apparently it grows both tomatoes and potatoes 👍🏻

this plant deserves a 11/10

*dying of laughter*

Did Feliciano steal my potatoes?

I'm pretty sure me did 😂

...I'm going to his house to teach him a lesson for stealing my potatoes.

just don't kill him like what you did to that man with the mustache and grape

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what?

She exits the Ludwig's messages and grins evilly as she enters into another one.

this ItaliAN BASTARD

hey, Romano

what is it, ninja bastard

apparently, there's a plant hybrid called a tomtato. i already showed it to Luddy.

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oh no what did vene do

Thaovy snickers before texting again.

here it is:

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that's a tomtato. a plant hybrid that can grow both tomatoes and potatoes.

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all rIGHT WAS THIS VENEZIANO'S OR POTATO BASTARD'S IDEA OR WHAT

Thaovy lets out a few giggles, but then it turns into maniacally laughter.

*currently dying of laughter again*

idk must have been Feli's, because he's very fond of Ludwig these days

iM GOING TO KILL FRATELLO

THEY ARENT FUCKING GONNA HANG OUT TOGETHER ANYMORE

doNT YOU LET A FINGER ON YOUR FUCKING BROTHER

HE HANGS OUT WITH ME TOO YA KNOW

actually, at least just injure Feli, so you can pay for his medical bills along with Sebby

and then I can come to kill you

tHANKS NINJA BASTARD

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WAIT YOURE GONNA KILL ME LATER

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Luddy is going to help you kill Feli btw

at least that potato bastard is going to teach fratello a lesson

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Feli

Feli, Lovino and Ludwig are going to kill you

wHAT

have fun! I'm gonna kill both of them later and give you some pasta! I'll tell Sebby too! 😘😘

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Okay then.