The Perfect Characters

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Ohhhh boy.
THIS RANT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.

*clears nonexistant throat, and takes a deep breath with nonexistant lungs*

SO THESE PERFECT CHARACTERS THAT EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE.

THEY LOOK GREAT BUT HAVE LITTLE CONFIDENCE, THEY HAVE PEOPLE FIGHTING TO BE THEIR LOVER, THEY HAVE POWERS UP THE WAZOO...

BUT WAIT, YOU MIGHT SAY. MY OC IS LIKE THIS, BUT HAS A TRAGIC BACKSTORY! HER DAD BEAT HER, HER MOM ABANDONED HER, AND SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE TO SURVIVE!

NO NO NO!

HAVING A HORRIBLY TROUBLED BACKSTORY MAKES THEM EVEN MORE UNRELATABLE, BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE'S LIFE IS LIKE THAT!

GEEZ, DON'T YOU WANT US TO LIKE YOUR OC?

DON'T MAKE THEM MORTAL GODS WITH NO LIFE EXCEPT FIGHTING AND SEX

SO TAKE THOSE OP POWERS AND GO.

EVERYONE IS SICK AND TIRED OF "BEAUTIFUL BUT UGLY" MARY-SUES AND GARY-STUS.

IF YOU'RE WORRIED YOU SUFFER FROM MARY-SUEITIS, GO GET HELP. REEVALUATE YOUR OC, OR HAVE SOMEONE REVIEW THEM FOR YOU.

JUST DON'T LET THEM EXIST. FOR THE LOVE OF MONSTERS, DO NOT LET THESE THINGS LIVE AND BREED.

IT ANNOYS ME SO VERY VERY VERY MUCH THAT EVERYONE THINKS THESE ARE GOOD CHARACTERS!

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