5678 I Really Really Hate Tags M8

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AIGHT SO EMILY THE LITTLE SHIT TAGGED ME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY DIRTY HERE

DIRTIER THAN THE JAM JAMS

Get ready for a long ass ride, Emily ^-^

(Gdi Mark get outta here no one likes you) (jk ily pls marry me)

1) I prefer gay ships over straight ships

2) I'm actually Twice trash oh my god I haven't loved a girl group this much since 4Minute

3) I accidentally befriended like four Japanese people (thanks Aunt Michele for insisting you hire Japanese nannies)

One of them was named Momo.

Guess who my favorite was.

Not Momo.

But I do like her name more.

4) Monster has ruined me on so many levels ;-;

lIKE EXCUSE ME SM YOU CAN'T JUST RELEASE THE PERFORMANCE VERSION AND NOT TELL US

JFC EXO YOU WERE ALL LIKE 'CALL ME BABY' BUT NOW WE HAVE TO CALL YOU MONSTER MAKE UP YOUR MINDS CHILDREN PLS

5) 420% gay for girl groups

6) despite the blackness of my soul, my favorite color is actually blue

7) ZOOTOPIA IS MY JAM

"You can be anything you wanna be in Zootopia."

8) Jackie and I's friendship is completely meme based

9) I'm tired

I don't wanna finish this tag

10) I'm a badass so I'm gonna finish this tag

11) fight me, Emily.

12) EXO'S BEAGLE LINE (PLUS KYUNGSOO) ARE MY LITTLE BABY SUNSHINES AND I LOVE THEM MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF WHICH DOESN'T REALLY MAKE SENSE BECAUSE I HATE LIFE BUT ANYWAYS

13) bleach is the emo's champagne (I'm officially outta stuff so have some shitty ass poetry that's not even poetry lololol)

Bye g-g-y

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