Karkat: pester the fuck out of you til you snap
Aradia: try and get you to talk about it while showering you in affection
Tavros: either cry or try and ask what was bothering you
Sollux: do the same and go off to code ((he's not very kind...))
Nepeta: cry and go to one of her friends or role-play
Kanaya: stare at you and every so often say something
Terezi: argue how this isn't a nice form of Justice
Vriska: complain to someone on trollian
Equius: ask Kanaya for advice
Gamzee: drink sopor
Eridan: cry and get drunk
Feferi: pout and beg to find out what's wrong
John: give you space
Rose: start knitting you something soft
Jade: comb and/or braid your hair
Dave: sing for you
Kankri: try not to bother you and make you food
Damara: give you the silent treatment back
Rufioh: apologize
Mituna: cry and beg for forgiveness
Muelin: sign with you since that doesn't count as speaking
Porrim: drink some wine
Latula: go skate and give you some space
Areana: hold you hands and kindly apologize
Horuss: offer to play your favorite game
Kurlos: take off his make up and sit in his recoopercoon
Cronus: go out for a smoke to calm down
Meenah: go spear fishing
Jane: bake you a cake
Roxy: offer you a drink
Jake: massage your back
Dirk: make you a robot dog
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Homestuck NSFW headcannons :33
FanfictionGuys I am so dead I don't deserve this many reads on this! I just got kinda bored and started writing, why are you paying attention to this bs? Thank you so much anyway, and as always my request box is open! ((Aka private messaging)) Stay free, my...
