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I turned around to be faced to face with Jimmy Nipletron with his arm sagged across Jacob Saggytits. "Damnit, I thought you were Donald Dic-duck"

They both started triggering and went on the ground, causing an earthquake that made me squirt like mlg Pedo. But that doesn't stop me !!!!!!!!!!!!

I nopescoped bob Duncan quickly while Doritos came out of his ears, ranch. YUm !! My favorite.

The earthquake stops but than Leafy and roast boi comes out of the closet. "You cannot have Donald, buddy" leafy cringed. Roast boi laughed looking like rat.

"But dAd !!!!!!!" i whine, but his face turns red when he sees Jacob and jimmy on the floor covered in mustard, making him stomp his feet. "BOiiii!" He screams. "Kel URSLF" roast boi screams along with leafy.

I suddenly catch them off balance as I throw a toothpick at the both of them. The both exploded screaming like pussys.

And avacadio came down from my lemon tree and there was a message !!!

Meet me by the non-existence wall at Mesico. or chIna

-Donlad.

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