YET ANOTHER SONG FOR Y'ALL! A parody of "12 Days of Christmas" song, even though it's the middle of summer. Enjoy doe.
-Amanda
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On the first day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
A switchblade that met my liking.
On the second day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the third day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the fourth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
4 chocolate cakes
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the fifth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
5 cancer sticks
4 chocolate cakes
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the sixth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
6 Mickey Mouse shirts
5 cancer sticks
4 chocolate cakes
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the seventh day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
7 greaser boys
6 Mickey Mouse shirts
5 cancer sticks
4 chocolate cakes
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the eighth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
8 pretty sunsets
7 greaser boys
6 Mickey Mouse shirts
5 cancer sticks
4 chocolate cakes
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the ninth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
9 packs of beer
8 pretty sunsets
7 greaser boys
6 Mickey Mouse shirts
5 cancer sticks
4 chocolate cakes
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the tenth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
10 one-night stands
9 packs of beer
8 pretty sunsets
7 greaser boys
6 Mickey Mouse shirts
5 cancer sticks
4 chocolate cakes
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
11 cars to fix
10 one-night stands
9 packs of beer
8 pretty sunsets
7 greaser boys
6 Mickey Mouse shirts
5 cancer sticks
4 chocolate cakes
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me:
12 rumbles
11 cars to fix
10 one-night stands
9 packs of beer
8 pretty sunsets
7 greaser boys
6 Mickey Mouse shirts
5 cancer sticks
4 chocolate cakes
3 Mustangs
2 hair grease cans
And a switchblade that met my liking.
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