Trillary: America, We're Screwed

Trump

reporter:
mr. trump can you please explain to me what you think about immigration.

trump: I think that we should put a ban on the Mexican drugs and rapists coming into our community of Amerikkka. it is a place of true power.

reporter:
and why do you believe that it is the "Mexicans" faults?

trump: because of the drugs and the Mexicans. drugs are Mexicans and Mexicans are drugs.

reporter:
drugs came in to the United States way before Mexicans immigrated to the US. in fact the colonists brought tobacco which is a part of a cigarette. which is addictive which could be considered a drug.

trump:
Mexicans are drugs and the colonists were Mexicans.

reporter:
but sir....

trump:
the European colonists were Mexican. the one Spanish guy even had a Mexican name!1!1!!2!2!2!1!1!

reporter:
so if the Mexicans built America?, shouldn't America not even exist since it was built and founded by "Mexicans"

trump:
yes but-

reporter:
and that concludes this episode of trump vs trump 2.0