Sherlock texts.

How do I seduce a crazy guy?

Hello out there. I know. It's been over two week since my last update. How rude of me. I know. There are a few reasons. One, October is going to be my busiest mouth. Two, I was also procrastinating, well I still am, on writing smut. I know I said I'll write it. And I will. I promise. But, I've never written smut before. I've only RPed it, which makes it a lot harder to do now that I have to do both sides. And so yeah, that will come out soon. But for now you have this. I'll stop talking and let you read.
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Hey. SM

Seb? JW

Long time no see. JW

Yeah. It's been-what?- five years since the war? SM

Yeah, something like that. JW

I heard you've got yourself a boyfriend. SM

Uh.. Yeah, I do. JW

Does he treat you right? SM

He does. Usually. We have our good days and bad days, like any other relationship. JW

Is he better then me? SM

Seb. That is in the past. You know why we didn't work. JW

Is this why you contacted me? to figure out who's better at sex? JW

No. SM

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. SM

Actually, I was going to ask if you could help me with a guy. SM

You have a new boyfriend? JW

Well, not yet. I'm working on it. Which is why I need your help. SM

Why me? JW

Because I know you have a crazy boyfriend. And mines is almost as crazy. SM

How do you know he's crazy? JW

I haven't been spying on you. I promise. You two were in the news papers a while back. I know who he is. Hell, everyone does. SM

Oh. So your guy is insane as well? JW

Yes. SM

He's also my boss. SM

You actually became a hired gun? JW

I did. SM

That's good. I'm glad you became what you've always wanted. JW

So how do I seduce a crazy guy? SM

Well, it's not going to be easy. JW

I never expected it to be. SM

Does he depend on you? JW

Yes. For everything. I clean up his messes. Kill everyone makes him food. We live in a flat together. I clean up the flat, because you know I can't stand messiness. I do everything. SM

Why don't you show him how much you impact his life. JW

How do I do that? SM

There are a few ways. They aren't pleasant though and I wouldn't advise them. JW

Tell me. SM

You're serious about him aren't you? JW

I Am. SM

Well, if your injured you can't do anything. Almost, but do at actually, die. Do something that makes him realize that he needs you. JW

Yeah, that'll work. Thanks. SM

It was nice talking to you again. SM

It was. I do miss you. You were a great friend. And I owe you my life. JW

Still friends. And think nothing of it. It was my pleasure. SM

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