Let the Pun Off Begin!

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A/N: This chatroom is gonna be hella lame and filled with lame ass puns. If you have problems with those thing, don't read.

Like for real don't say I didn't warn you.

~Everyone has logged on~

LeaderBae: You guys I'm super b-

SmallMaknae: Mario 64?

LeaderBae: I hate you

SmallMaknae: Love you too

FluffBaer: Sike bitch she's mine

FoodAllDay: Wow clingy much

FluffBaer: Shut up Wendy at least I have someone to love

Happiness: You guys I'm bored

LeaderBae: Same fam

FoodAllDay: THEN LET'S HAVE A PUN OFF!

FluffBaer: Why would we do that?

FoodAllDay: Yeri knows why....

SmallMaknae: BITCH WE ESTABLISHED THIS ALREADY I'M THE QUEEN AND YOU ARE A PESANT!

Happiness: Pesant is offensive Yerim, don't use it

SmallMaknae: Then how else am I supposed to describe her?

FluffBaer: How the fuck are we supposed to know?

LeaderBae: ^^

FoodAllDay: YOU GUYS.
PUN OFF.
NOW!

Happiness: Or what?

FoodAllDay: *sighs* Loser pays for our dinner

Happiness: Can we choose it?

FoodAllDay: no, the winner will choose the meal

Happiness: Fine

SmallMaknae: So me and you Wendy?

FoodAllDay: Yes bitch

LeaderBae: We'll be the judges

FluffBaer: I never agreed to this!

SmallMaknae: JUST DO IT AND IRENE WILL GIVE YOU THE BOOTY!

LeaderBae: YERIM YOU AREN'T GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

SmallMaknae: FAM WE ALL KNOW YOU WERE GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS SO YEAH

LeaderBae: Whateves

SmallMaknae: basic white chick

Happiness: That reminds me... When are we gonna watch white chicks?

FluffBaer: Maybe next week

For now we have to be judges

SO LET'S START!

YERI YOU START!

SmallMaknae: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!

What did the Disco ball say to the phone charger?

Happiness: What?

SmallMaknae: why don't you DISCO-NECT YOUR SELF AND COME OVER HERE?!

FluffBaer: I'M FUCKING DONE

LeaderBae: 1-0

Just because puns are lit

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