Bambam (Special Chapter)

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Host: Your album title is 'MAD'. Did you hit a girl in the music video?

Bambam: We don't hit girls. We just crashed her car so she can't go anywhere.
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Bambam: Hello IGOT7s, did you miss us oppas? We missed you too~

JB: Some fan's may be older than us

Bambam: It doesn't matter. If we are hot, we are oppas.

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*In the Army*

Person: *Giving advice for future* It would be good if recruit Bambam would act in a manlier manner

Bambam: *High pitched voice* Yes sir!

Person: *copies bambam's high pitch* "Yes sir!" is not right

Bambam: My voice hasn't changed yet. I didn't even grow armpit hair yet.

Person: ...
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Question: Jackson, why aren't you wearing black colours these days?

Bambam: Because he wants to--

Mark: YOU'RE NOT JACKSON! OKAY? IM SORRY!

Question: What's the first thing JB does when he wakes up?

Bambam: He opens his eyes--

Mark: ARE YOU JB? YOU'RE NOT JB, OKAY
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Bambam: We are Dab7

Mark: No, you're dab7 by yourself (A/N Omg mark, staph being such a savage to poor bambam)
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*Bambam was blindfolded and has to put his hand and touch something in a box and guess what it is*

Bambam: *puts his hand in the box and touches a blood sausage*

Bambam: *puts his hand in the box and touches a blood sausage*

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Bambam: Oh My God! A man!

Jackson: What did you mean by a man? I'm curious

Bambam: You all know it~
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Jackson: Ostriches are famous in South Africa

Bambam: Yeah.

Jackson: ... You don't know that?

Bambam: Yes I know! *In english* I go to school... BOII~
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Hello~ I apoligize for taking 10000 years to update. but omfg. what even. 5.4K reads. OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LUB U~ Also, comment what member I should do next!

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