(Warning: lots of swearing, but this needs to be said)
All of you against joker x harley....
You can eat my fucking shit bitch fuck off and go back to you're perfect fucking daisy fresh butterflies ships while I ship something interesting and beautifully fucked up but it's supposed to be that way because both her and joker are fucked up. A negative + a negative does not equal a positive bitch, this is not math class. She would not want him any other way and does not want any part of him to change. SHE fell in love with HIM. All of him, she obviously knew he isn't gonna be all fuzzy,lovey,dovey basic boyfriend shit. She knew he would be violence and crazy and very alien to emotion. But she fucking loves him and doesn't give a fuck because she wants him like that, she fell in love with a psychopath, she knew he would just not stop being violent and psychotic because he's in a now in a relationship.
She loves the rush, she loves the violence, the craziness, the fucked up ness, she knew from day one. And she loved his psycho ass from day one. And he loved her since day one too.
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET SOME MILK. FUCKING CHILL. CHILL. It's just a fantasy. It's consensual abuse. And it comes from both sides and they both love it. Because they are crazy. They are going to love crazy shit. They're relationship is going to crazy.
They are crazy. She is a villain and so is he. They are both terrible people, and they are gonna be terrible to each other because that only makes sense. But they don't see themselves as terrible or a villain. Therefore she doesn't see the relationship as terrible or abusive. To her it is not abusive. Therefore it's not abusive. In their minds, it's the norm.
That's how they love.
It's true love to them,
Then it's true love to me.
Deal with it.

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Every King Needs A Jester
Random♥️♦️Stories and headcanons of the two trash can psychos, Joker and Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad ♥️♦️ Partially NSFW