You've heard of COTTON candy now get ready for...
*le drum roll*
COOOONNNNDOOOOOMMM CAAANNNDDDYYYYYYY
*confetti*
Daniel- "Come inside, child, Santa's waiting"
Narrator1- "if you know what I mean
Narrator2- (◕‿-)
Narrator1- *nudges the nudge*
Narrator2- *nudges a twelve year old traumatized boy* "eh,eh?"
Twelve year old boy(aka Pat)- "heh that's not the Santa I was looking for"
Daniel- *whispers seductively into pats ear" Yes, yes I am.
Pat- "W-w-ell I-I g-gue-ss you c-could b-b-be"
Daniel- "that's what I thought" *whispers "ya fuck boi"
Pat- *le gasp* "w-wai-t-t d-don't for-orget the S-Sant-tax"
Daniel- "Are you sure? We don't need it. It will lessen the fun." *pants* "but for you I shall." *puts santax on*
Pat- "Oh, hARdER d-dADDy h-hArDEr oHHhHhhHh" *gasps and pants*
Daniel- *thrusts harder and faster* "uh-uhh l-like th-that b-ba-baby"
Pat- "YES OH DADDY OHHHHHHHH" *gasps* "thEEREEE " *moans as well* "d-dOnt st-stOOp"
Daniel- *reaches his climax and moans* "Uhh" *thrusts once more and moans collapsing on the sleigh*
Pat- *panting* "T-th-Ank y-ou whatever would we do without SANTAX"
*end of pornographic commercial*
BUY SANTAX—BUY IT NOOOOWWWW
*intense moaning in the background*
WARNING- may feel intense amount of lust, emotions, and CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!! in use. ***USE WITH CAUTION***
For all of your s~Ex~~UAl nEEds~~~
SANTAX will aaalllllwaayyys be there
DAMN STRAIGHT *drops mic*
*Commercial ends.*
NOW: back to my little pony: friendship is magic
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Dank meme stories
HumorSo I took a picture of my dear friend Daniel (the cover photo) and he became a meme. All these stories are based on the different memes of Daniel. WARNING: we are v mucho perverted and this is just hella crack ok?ok #sorrynotsorry
