Adventures of drunk Marina

What the froot?

Marina was drunk (this is pretty normal tbh)
Marina was hosting a #tbt froot party, where everybody had to get dressed with Fruit costumes.
Halsey went as a blueberry to match her pubes.
Lana went as a banana cause duuhhhh!
Melanie didn't go because she is a cunt (love u Mel)
Jack went as an apple because Marina loves bitting apples, and now Marina can bite him *wink wink*
Marina went as a beautiful lemon.
The thing is that Derek arrived at the party as a carrot, a fucking carrot, and Marina was pissed 'cause carrots are vegetables not fruits.
Derek probably didn't do this on purpose, he is just plain stupid.... #neongoldrecords :)
So she jelled at him "carrots are fucking vegetables you stupid moron! Do my album is called Vegetable? NO! And you should know that cause u r my Stupid label you asshole, so go to your house and change your outfit into something fruity appropriate you cunt!"
And Derek went to his house and cried.

The end.