Harry: why aren't you answering me I've called like 5 times
Louis: I didn't recognise the caller
Harry: I left a message saying 'Hey it's me'
Louis: Hey it's me could be anyone
Harry: but you know my voice
Louis: who said I did that voice could've been your evil twin
Harry: wait
Louis: what
Harry: you have me in your contacts
Louis: yeah you're under "bootylicious Harold"
Harry: then you knew I was calling
Louis: truth is I just didn't want to talk to you
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Larry Texts
HumorLouis: I hate that you're way taller than me Harry: trust me, there's an advantage to it. Louis: what? Harry: when I hug you, you can listen to my heart which only beats for you
