So...my ex Fiancé asked me why I broke off the engagement. I would've showed him the whole list but it would take hike 3 and a half weeks to finish (took me twice as long to write it) So I said that I needed a fiancée that I can STAND and shoved him out the window he was standing by.
But really,it's hard to find someone who doesn't act like they're high on sugar....
YOU ARE READING
The Diary Of The Mistress Of Blackheart
HumorSnooping through my diary,are we? My my,aren't you the curious one?