Piper: I can speak French
Jason: I can speak Latin
Leo: I can speak Spanish
Frank: I can speak Chinese
Percy: I can speak...horse
Percy: Also fish
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That one friend that tries to one-up everyone and then you barely have something to work off of...
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FanfictionIf you haven't read at least the first 3 books of the Percy Jackson and Harry Potter series, you won't get half the chapters that are compiled in this book...will update often, and if I don't I will tell you why in an a/n chapter. ~Read~Comment~Vote...