I'm going through England and iv just realised how beautiful it is.
My friend friend thinks boys are better looking from England.
The only boy I know is fatboy.
It sounds mean, but he was.
Flashback
His top was already two sizes to large, and his buttons were popping ( one already gone).
It wasn't that he was big, or English, it's that he was annoying.
( got locked in a bog avoiding him)
He ate all my left overs, and when my step dad told him have the rest of the the cake, HE LITRALLY DID.
He punched the left overs to fit in the box. His parents weren't any better.
His mams a nurse, and she was locking her plate like she's never seen food.
Plus my nan stole the fruit cake, and my mam and grandma haven't spoke since 2009 ( granny and the fruitcake is a tale for a diffrent time.
Alan was being nice for some reason and gave me a cwtch.
( just realised I put mam, it's mum but I'm Welsh so I say Mam + a bog is a toilet for those who don't know and cwtch ⬇).
Mam- mum
Bog- toilet
Cwtch - hug ( only the Welsh can cwtch 😄)
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