So I finally make it over to the makeup department and look for the eyeliner. Because I think makeup's great for a guy, you know? Anyways I cruise through the makeup department and that's when I see it, that's the one, I need it in my life. That's the perfect shade of black and it looked like a nifty little pencil thing, so I grabbed it and went (69words) to the checkout.
After I get home I go to the bathroom upstairs to try it on but decide to wait because sur-fuckin-prise I already had on eyeliner. 'Oh well' I thought. I went back downstairs and Patrick gives me a confused look, "What took you so long? I thought you disappeared." He laughed to cover up the seriousness of that statement. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "Dude I found this eyeliner and it's perfect. It's darker than Gerard Way's and I think THAT'S an accomplishment." Patrick just stared. "That is indeed an accomplishment," he chuckled.
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Again, short I know but this is just for fun. XOXO Momma Tyjø
